FA: Dinner with Sarah Palin

[rdowns]

Link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260474255847#ht_3516wt_1122)

Currently at US $38,166.60.

Some pretty funky conditions. :rolleyes:

A background check for all attendees is mandatory. Failure to pass the background check will result in the winner forfeiting the experience and a refund given. The dinner experience with Sarah Palin will take place at a site to be determined and at a mutually agreed upon time and date to be determined by Ms. Palin and the winning bidder. Ms Palin may bring up to three guests of her own. The dinner will be paid for by the seller. There are no age restrictions but anyone under 16-years-old must be accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. Winner may take personal photos and allowed to bring one item of reasonable size i.e. no larger than what can be carried by hand (t-shirts, books, magazines, etc.) The decision to sign the item will ultimately be up to Ms. Palin. Respect for Ms. Palin and her guest(s) is expected at all times. Inappropriate behavior will result in the conclusion of the experience with no refund.

Dinner shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole discretion of Sarah Palin.* Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors. In the event the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder's bid will be refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and thereafter, until a suitable match is determined.

[Unspoken Demise]

Description
The dinner experience with Sarah Palin
Lulz. Experience. The one thing she doesnt have.

[abijnk]

Its kinda funny that it refers to her as governor. Did they not get the memo that she resigned?

[dmr727]

Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability

I walk fully upright - I'm guessing that'll pretty much disqualify me.

[NT1440]

Its kinda funny that it refers to her as governor. Did they not get the memo that she resigned?

I'm not sure if its one of those titles that you get to carry around the rest of your life, like "Mr. President".

If it is though, I wonder if resignation forfeits that "right".
:confused:

[pooryou]

FA = "For Asshats"?

[Peace]

I'd love to win that just so I could barf on her plate.

[iShater]

This has to be some sort of a scam. :eek:

[NT1440]

I'd love to win to have a REAL talk with her, but I guarantee the second I disagree with her she'll leave. She's never been up for REAL debate.

[Peace]

I'd love to win to have a REAL talk with her, but I guarantee the second I disagree with her she'll lave. She's never been up for REAL debate.


With all due respect I believe you are being delusional :p

[rdowns]

I'd love to win to have a REAL talk with her, but I guarantee the second I disagree with her she'll lave. She's never been up for REAL debate.


Think she'd let you lave with her. :p

[iShater]

Maybe someone can ask her to do a Tina Fey impression. :p

[NT1440]

Think she'd let you lave with her. :p

Whoa did not even notice that lol :p

[Zombie Acorn]

She going to turn into a street prostitute next?

[SilentPanda]

What condition(s) do you find unreasonable? I read through it all and they seem reasonable to myself.

[agbot]

Dinner shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole discretion of Sarah Palin.* Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if...

Item not as described!!

[rdowns]

She going to turn into a street prostitute next?

And compete with Bristol? :eek:

[Counterfit]

I think this (http://cgi.ebay.com/Private-Lunch-for-Three-with-Karl-Rove_W0QQitemZ260474255080QQcmdZViewItemQQptZTickets_Experiences?hash=item3ca579b6e8&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262) is even more ridiculous.

[Rt&Dzine]

Item not as described!!

LOL!

I think this (http://cgi.ebay.com/Private-Lunch-for-Three-with-Karl-Rove_W0QQitemZ260474255080QQcmdZViewItemQQptZTickets_Experiences?hash=item3ca579b6e8&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262) is even more ridiculous.

It would be fun if you could get him to spill some of his dirty little secrets.

[Thomas Veil]

I misread the topic title as "My Dinner with Sarah Palin".

Which, if it were a movie, would be either a puerile comedy or S&M porn.

Or maybe Christian porn. "Spank me with that cross again, honey! I've been a bad sinner!"

[yg17]

Dear sirs or madame,

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[BoyBach]

"The rumours that Mrs. Palin' will be leaving straight after the starter course are totally unfounded", an advisor for the former Governor of Alaska told the gathered press today. "Mrs. Palin' is no quitter and fully intends to enjoy the full four courses and after meal coffee."

[.Andy]

"The rumours that Mrs. Palin' will be leaving straight after the starter course are totally unfounded", an advisor for the former Governor of Alaska told the gathered press. "Mrs. Palin' is no quitter and fully intends to enjoy the full four courses and after meal coffee."
*mild giggle :D*

[Tower-Union]

38,000? DOLLARS?!?!? Good grief for that price it had better be dinner with Sarah and breakfast with Bristol :cool:

[ucfgrad93]

38,000? DOLLARS?!?!? Good grief for that price it had better be dinner with Sarah and breakfast with Bristol :cool:

It is a charity auction, so I'm sure that it is inflating the price.

http://ride2recovery.com/

[r6girl]

Ah, if only I'd won the lottery by now. I'd make a high bid to win the dinner. And then publicly announce that I declined to have dinner with her because she did not meet my "subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors." :D

[Tower-Union]

Ah yeah that would probably factor in :)

[rdowns]

Ah, if only I'd won the lottery by now. I'd make a high bid to win the dinner. And then publicly announce that I declined to have dinner with her because she did not meet my "subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors." :D


Awesome! :)

[nick9191]

Sorry Sarah you will need to pay me more than $40k to have dinner with you.

:D

[Shotglass]

If Palin really wants to make money, she has to give people the only thing they really want from her. I remember Eminem saying he wanted to have se with her, maybe more people do?
A background check for all attendees is mandatory. Failure to pass the background check will result in the winner forfeiting the experience and a refund given. Sex with Sarah Palin will take place at a site to be determined and at a mutually agreed upon time and date to be determined by Ms. Palin and the winning bidder. Ms Palin may bring up to three guests of her own. Winner may take personal photos and video and allowed to bring one item of reasonable size i.e. no larger than 12 inches. The decision to sign the item will ultimately be up to Ms. Palin. Respect for Ms. Palin and her guest(s) is expected at all times. Inappropriate or sexually deviant behavior will result in the conclusion of the experience with no refund.

Sex shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole discretion of Sarah Palin.* Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse sex with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of vigor, girth and other factors. In the event the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder's bid will be refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and thereafter, until a suitable match is determined.

[djellison]

Can I pay $5 as a guarantee that I never, ever, have to sit at a table with her? She appears to be totally without intelligence or personality during interviews. WHy would anyone want to spend time with her at dinner, or breakfast, or any period of time in-between.

[Thomas Veil]

Judging by Palin's past, she will probably not show up for the dinner, and claim that she never promised to.

[NT1440]

Well, at least its for charity.

[bobber205]

Can you imagine if you asked her what restaurants she has eaten at before or liked? She would say "All of them". ;)

[Sky Blue]

Somebody just paid $63,500 for the privilege.

http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBids&item=260474255847