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Consultant
Sep 25, 2009, 09:36 AM
Heard this one the radio and found the article, masturbation FAIL. Actually it's quite a number of fails, perfect for a Friday...

Radio said it caused a 40 mile back up, but can't find that info.


A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation...

http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/


themoonisdown09
Sep 25, 2009, 09:38 AM
What a sticky situation.

I usually pleasure myself on the way home from work, but I have yet to wreck because of it.
leekohler
Sep 25, 2009, 09:39 AM
Pull the damn truck over to the truckstop and get a BJ in the bathroom like everybody else. :)
eawmp1
Sep 25, 2009, 09:45 AM
Radio said it caused a 40 mile back up, but can't find that info.

The trucker seems to have been more backed up than that!
yg17
Sep 25, 2009, 09:51 AM
He should've used a handsfree kit.
Consultant
Sep 25, 2009, 09:52 AM
LOL at the funny comments.

Pull the damn truck over to the truckstop and get a BJ in the bathroom like everybody else. :)

Or find a girlfriend who does that while you drive. =p

Now where is my to do list?
arkitect
Sep 25, 2009, 09:56 AM
Or find a girlfriend who does that while you drive.


Just don't park in a driveway while you're "at it"…
ayeying
Sep 25, 2009, 10:06 AM
HAHAHA. that made me laugh. I just woke up too, even better.
eawmp1
Sep 25, 2009, 10:20 AM
LOL at the funny comments.



Or find a girlfriend who does that while you drive. =p

Now where is my to do list?

Rent Parenthood and check out theSteve Martin/Mary Steenbergen scene - not opting for self-service doesn't guarantee safety.
spillproof
Sep 25, 2009, 10:55 AM
Sad. So sad. Now they will make laws against such acts.
Antares
Sep 25, 2009, 11:45 AM
Well, how else can you learn to drive stick if you only have an automatic transmission? :confused:

Sad. So sad. Now they will make laws against such acts.

No kidding.

First, they ban drinking while driving. Then, talking on a cell phone while driving. Currently, they're working to ban texting. Now, watch them try banning this! Pretty soon, we will not be able to do anything while we drive. All because a few unskilled people got into accidents. :rolleyes:
pilotError
Sep 25, 2009, 12:06 PM
Guess he didn't have his Cruise Control Set (see Darwin Awards)
rhett7660
Sep 25, 2009, 12:24 PM
Pull the damn truck over to the truckstop and get a BJ in the bathroom like everybody else. :)

ROFLMAO..... Oh man.. Isn't that the freaking truth. I would of been pissed off if this happened in my area and I was late for something. What a prick! :D
Jaffa Cake
Sep 25, 2009, 03:56 PM
Many years ago when I was a young Jaffa we went on a school excursion to Paris. One morning, while sat on our coach in the rush hour traffic, we spotted a chap sat in his car engaging in the same activity as this unfortunate trucker. Clearly, he'd reckoned without the lofty vantage point our coach offered, and was completely oblivious to the fact that we could see everything.

The girls on the coach were especially amused by the fact that he had a remarkably small penis. Ooh la la indeed.

What a prick! :DThat's not what the girls on our coach were saying. :p
toolbox
Sep 25, 2009, 06:14 PM
He should've used a handsfree kit.

ROLFMAO LoL
spoon man
Sep 26, 2009, 08:51 AM
That has put a smile on my face. But no one has pointed out this trucker has got a skill i mean come on rubbing one out whilst driving a rig is a pretty hard to find skill literally :). I mean this could be a new sport they could get jet pilots involved crane drivers they could call it the jerkimpics I could go all day :D.
Abstract
Sep 26, 2009, 07:56 PM
It's like the movie Crash.
Sun Baked
Sep 26, 2009, 08:15 PM
Too bad they don't have dash cam video of that, I would have like to see the look on that cop's face as he was writing the ticket.
Geniusdog254
Sep 26, 2009, 09:26 PM
Too bad they don't have dash cam video of that, I would have like to see the look on that cop's face as he was writing the ticket.

Lol yea that cop must have been shocked. But after reading the article what I don't get is that it said the truck flipped and he was still holding it when they came 2 the truck. I mean really, that is some real skill to keep holding it while the truck is flipping!

BTW: Sun baked, I LOVE your signature rotfl
nick9191
Sep 26, 2009, 09:34 PM
It'll never stand up in court...

GROAN
LumbermanSVO
Sep 27, 2009, 10:14 AM
That has put a smile on my face. But no one has pointed out this trucker has got a skill i mean come on rubbing one out whilst driving a rig is a pretty hard to find skill literally :). I mean this could be a new sport they could get jet pilots involved crane drivers they could call it the jerkimpics I could go all day :D.

Should I add that to my resumé?
spoon man
Sep 27, 2009, 02:15 PM
Should I add that to my resumé?

Yes yes you should i have and already I can walk into a job interview with my head held up high :D
pachyderm
Sep 27, 2009, 04:06 PM
Rent Parenthood and check out theSteve Martin/Mary Steenbergen scene - not opting for self-service doesn't guarantee safety.

...or "The World According To Garp"...
Full of Win
Sep 27, 2009, 04:45 PM
This is what happens when you drive stick. That is why I prefer automatic.
yg17
Sep 27, 2009, 10:39 PM
This is what happens when you drive stick. That is why I prefer automatic.

I drive a stick and have never had a wank while driving :D

I don't even know how handing two sticks at the same time would work. What are you steering the truck with? :eek:
LumbermanSVO
Sep 27, 2009, 11:12 PM
I drive a stick and have never had a wank while driving :D

I don't even know how handing two sticks at the same time would work. What are you steering the truck with? :eek:

And what if you are driving an old twin stick truck, then you have three to deal with!