Yes, but what about ankles...?

[emw]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/08/06/crime.toes.reut/index.html

Unsolicited toe licking is now illegal in Amsterdam. Luckily, you can still pay to do it...

[jsw]

Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes because he had committed no crime.

Don't jump the gun there, man - it's not a law yet. And, even if it passes, it only covers licking. Sucking, presumably, would still be legal. ;)

What surprises me is that the guy is licking the end of that which could easily be used to, well, kick him in the face. Has no one done that?

[emw]

Don't jump the gun there, man - it's not a law yet.

Whew! Now I don't have to cancel my plane tickets after all!


What surprises me is that the guy is licking the end of that which could easily be used to, well, kick him in the face. Has no one done that?

Ah, all part of the fantasy, my friend. Lick toes, get kicked in the face. Lick wounds. Repeat. :D

[Dr. Dastardly]

Whew! Now I don't have to cancel my plane tickets after all!




Ah, all part of the fantasy, my friend. Lick toes, get kicked in the face. Lick wounds. Repeat. :D
Disturbing

[emw]

Disturbing

Oh, c'mon, can't a guy have a little laugh? How can you take an article about outlawing toe licking all that seriously?

Besides, end of the work day on a Friday, mind goes a little wacky... ;)

[jayscheuerle]

... hate those tree-stumpy ones...