I don't care how they spell things on the internet

[csubear]

I been on macrumors for a while and I have seen some may post where people use crazy grammar or spelling. I saw one the other day and I wanted to post these links in the thread, but I didn't want to be mean :).

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html

Watch the whole email and then follow the instructions on this page,

http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?page=StrongBadEmail%2Flocal+news%2FEasterEggs

[Apple Hobo]

DUD3 WTF R U TOKNG ABOUT!!111!1 OMG THIS WEB SIGHT HAS DA BST SP3LNG AND GRMMER1!1!!!1! LOL WINDOWS BLOWS AS11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL MACS ROK!!11!!!! OMG WTF


DA AOLER TRANSLA2R IS TEH BST SIGHT IN DA WORLD1!!11 WTF (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html)

[jsw]

DA AOLER TRANSLA2R IS TEH BST SIGHT IN DA WORLD1!!11 WTF (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html)

Excellent site! Now I can translate my posts so the youngsters here can follow me. Too bad it doesn't have a reverse translator!

Translation:

3XCEL3NT SIET!1!1!!1! WTF LOL NOW I CAN TRANSLAET MAH POSTS SO DA U HAR3 CAN FOLOW ME!!!11!1! OMG 2 BAD IT DO3SNT HAEV A R3VARSE TRANSLA2R
1!!11 OMG

[superbovine]

Excellent site! Now I can translate my posts so the youngsters here can follow me. Too bad it doesn't have a reverse translator!

Translation:

3XCEL3NT SIET!1!1!!1! WTF LOL NOW I CAN TRANSLAET MAH POSTS SO DA U HAR3 CAN FOLOW ME!!!11!1! OMG 2 BAD IT DO3SNT HAEV A R3VARSE TRANSLA2R
1!!11 OMG

You forgot your sig ;)


P3RHAPS ITS IMPOSIBL3 2 WEAR AN IEDNTITY WITHOUT BCOMNG WUT U PRETAND 2 B
-!11!!1! OMG WTF ENDAR

[jsw]

You forgot your sig ;)


P3RHAPS ITS IMPOSIBL3 2 WEAR AN IEDNTITY WITHOUT BCOMNG WUT U PRETAND 2 B
-!11!!1! OMG WTF ENDAR
:D

[Sol]

I do not care for Internet spelling either. People who replace 'S' with 'Z' should know how immature they look to us, English speakers.

Got that dudez?!!!

[acceber]

DUD3 WTF R U TOKNG ABOUT!!111!1 OMG THIS WEB SIGHT HAS DA BST SP3LNG AND GRMMER1!1!!!1! LOL WINDOWS BLOWS AS11!!!1! OMG WTF LOL MACS ROK!!11!!!! OMG WTF


DA AOLER TRANSLA2R IS TEH BST SIGHT IN DA WORLD1!!11 WTF (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html)


LOL!!
Awesome website. I can't believe something like this even exists. Hilarious! :D

Translation:
AEWSOM3 W3BSIET!11!!!! LOL I CANT BLEIV3 SOMATHNG LIEK THIS 3VEN 3XISTS1!!1111! LOL HILARIOUS!!11 OMG WTF

[Apple Hobo]

They also have translators/scramblers for 733t sp33k. OMG!!11 teh hax0r5 r c0mming!!!111

[iMeowbot]

I do not care for Internet spelling either. People who replace 'S' with 'Z' should know how immature they look to us, English speakers.
We just do that so we can make fun of the way you mispronounce "z".

[Nermal]

Repeat after me: 'zed'. :)

[iMeowbot]

Repeat after me: 'zed'. :)
And you call those striped horses zedbras too, right? :p

[Nermal]

Zeb-ra :)

[iMeowbot]

I'll keep that in mind if I ever find myself discussing those creatures on Zedanzedibar (I wonder if they even have a decent zedoo there).

[Abstract]

No, but they have excellent zeeoos.

I'm a good Canadian who says "zee-bra", "tom-ae-toe", and such, but I'd like to point out that the letter Z is pronounced "zed". "Zee" doesn't exist, so I don't know what you're talking abooot, eh!?

[csubear]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail31.html ,

Strong Bad speaks about internet etiquette. :)

[sonyrules]

HOLY COW, that rocks, Now maybe i can understand what my sister is saying, Or maybe say something to her without getting a dumn looking face.

Translation:
HOLY COW TAHT ROKS NOW MAYB I CAN UNDERSTAND WUT MAH SISTAR IS SAYNG OR MAYB SAY SOM3THNG 2 HER WITHOUT G3TNG A DUMN LOKNG FAEC1!1!1 WTF LOL

[vollspacken]

"TAEK M3 OUT 2 TEH BAL GME
TAEK ME OUT WIT TEH CROWD
BUY!11!!111 OMG LOL ME SOME P3ANUTS AND CRAK3R JAK
I DONT R IF I NEVAR G3T BAK
LET ME ROT ROT ROT FOR DA HOM3 TEM
IF TH3Y DONT WIN ITS A SHM3
FOR1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL ITS ON3 TWO THRE STRIEKS UR OUT
AT DA OLD BAL GME."

OMG WTF vSpacken

[yellow]

WOW1!!!!1! DUD31!11!!! WTF THIS TRANSLA2R IS ALMOST AS AEWSOM3 AS DA HAXOR TRANSLA2R FOUND HERE:

http://www.ypass.net/crap/haxor/index.html

i 5p3@K H@X0R. u P30pL3 D0N'7 Kn0w Nu77In! Wind0w5 RuL35! hAcKiNg rUl35! $crip7 KiDdInG RuL3$! I'm f@iLiNg JuNi0r HiGh 3nGlI5H.


In all seriousness, this is one reason that I cannot go into a single AOL chat room. I cannot cope with "chat-ghettoese". Nor porn-bots.

[medea]

And you call those striped horses zedbras too, right? :p
You know I find it quite odd when I see a member ridiculed over something they are correct about. The 26th letter of the Roman alphabet (Z) is called zed mostly in the U.K. while the majority of Americans call it zee, the French pronounce it ezed as do many others such as the Scots. None of these pronunciations are incorrect, you can even call it izzard if you wish.
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U KNOW I FIND IT QUIET OD WH3N I SE A MEMBR RIDICUL3D OVER SOMATHNG THEY R COR3CT ABOUT!111 OMG LOL TEH 26TH LETER OF DA ROMAN ALPHAEBT (Z) IS CALED ZED MOSTLY IN DA UK!1!!!! LOL WHIEL DA MAJORITY OF MERICANS CAL IT ZE DA FRANCH PRONOUNC3 IT EZAD AS DO MANY OTHERS SUCH AS DA SCOTS!111!1 OMG NONE OF TH3S3 PRONUNCIATIONS R INCORECT U CAN AV3N CAL IT IZARD IF U WISH!!!1 OMG

[Roger1]

This is too cool!! I think I will use this all the time. WooHoo!!!


Translation: THIS IS 2 COL!!!!1!!!!!111!1 WTF I THINK I WIL USE THIS AL TEH TIEM1!111 OMG LOL O!111!!!!1!1!!!!11 OMG

If you want to see something funny, write something, translate it, then runs the translation through the translater again. :p

[Mark James]

I do not care for Internet spelling either. People who replace 'S' with 'Z' should know how immature they look to us, English speakers.

Got that dudez?!!!
You're correcterer than you probably realise.

[yellow]

If you want to see something funny, write something, translate it, then runs the translation through the translater again. :p

Chuckle. You're right. So horrifying! So many OMGs and WTFs.

[vollspacken]

WOW1!!!!1! DUD31!11!!! WTF THIS TRANSLA2R IS ALMOST AS AEWSOM3 AS DA HAXOR TRANSLA2R FOUND HERE:

http://www.ypass.net/crap/haxor/index.html

mawharharhar:

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At 7H3 0lD bAlL g@m3."

scriptSpacken

[pinks]

You know I find it quite odd when I see a member ridiculed over something they are correct about. The 26th letter of the Roman alphabet (Z) is called zed mostly in the U.K. while the majority of Americans call it zee, the French pronounce it ezed as do many others such as the Scots. None of these pronunciations are incorrect, you can even call it izzard if you wish.
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U KNOW I FIND IT QUIET OD WH3N I SE A MEMBR RIDICUL3D OVER SOMATHNG THEY R COR3CT ABOUT!111 OMG LOL TEH 26TH LETER OF DA ROMAN ALPHAEBT (Z) IS CALED ZED MOSTLY IN DA UK!1!!!! LOL WHIEL DA MAJORITY OF MERICANS CAL IT ZE DA FRANCH PRONOUNC3 IT EZAD AS DO MANY OTHERS SUCH AS DA SCOTS!111!1 OMG NONE OF TH3S3 PRONUNCIATIONS R INCORECT U CAN AV3N CAL IT IZARD IF U WISH!!!1 OMG

Good post. My only issue would be with the alleged Scots pronounciation - I certainly don't say 'ezed', although I may now affect this in an effort to sound more continental!

Al

[Counterfit]

"TAEK M3 OUT 2 TEH BAL GME
TAEK ME OUT WIT TEH CROWD
BUY!11!!111 OMG LOL ME SOME P3ANUTS AND CRAK3R JAK
I DONT R IF I NEVAR G3T BAK
LET ME ROT ROT ROT FOR DA HOM3 TEM
IF TH3Y DONT WIN ITS A SHM3
FOR1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL ITS ON3 TWO THRE STRIEKS UR OUT
AT DA OLD BAL GME."

OMG WTF vSpacken http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/lachen/laughing-smiley-007.gifhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/lachen/laughing-smiley-007.gifhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/lachen/laughing-smiley-007.gif ROFL!

[King Cobra]

import java.macrumors.*;

public class Moron
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
Thread thread = new Thread ();

if (thread.isStupid())
thread.addSpam();
}
}


IMPORT JAVAMACRUMORS*
PUBLIC!!1!11 OMG WTF CLAS MORON
{
PUBLIC STATIC VOID MANE (STRNG[] ARGS)
{
THRAAD THR3AD = NU THREAD ()
IF (THREADISTUPID()
THREADADSPM()
}
}11!!11! OMG WTF

[iMeowbot]

You know I find it quite odd when I see a member ridiculed over something they are correct about. The 26th letter of the Roman alphabet (Z) is called zed mostly in the U.K. while the majority of Americans call it zee, the French pronounce it ezed as do many others such as the Scots. None of these pronunciations are incorrect, you can even call it izzard if you wish.
Odd as it may seem, the USAians are closest to correct on this one, modulo the vowel shift afflicting all the major English dialects to some degree. The Roman alphabet we use was borrowed from the Etruscan, and the letter's name evolved from "ze" to "eze" (http://www.ling.su.se/staff/hartmut/abc.pdf)[1] with none of those silly "d" and "t" embellishments added elsewhere. :)

[1]proposed; really it's still on the same page as the US (i.e., correct) way. What is it with me today, anyway? I'm being quite the little troll.