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Keebler
Apr 15, 2010, 01:53 PM
Posting her phone number might help her out. I can see the lineup now...

Now this is a weird story.

http://technology.canoe.ca/2010/04/14/13582751-qmi.html

Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict
By QMI Agency

A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.

She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.

Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.

Surely
Apr 15, 2010, 01:57 PM
Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.

This will probably no longer be a problem......

leomac08
Apr 15, 2010, 02:27 PM
She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.


wow, :D must be a show. jk....sad..

H00513R
Apr 15, 2010, 02:54 PM
This will probably no longer be a problem......

Hi-Yo!

Aldaris
Apr 15, 2010, 03:03 PM
Tim Henson of Distorted View covered this today...

Hmmm... How can I get similar results...:cool:

Aldaris
Apr 15, 2010, 03:03 PM
wow, :D must be a show. jk....sad..

Anither source cited her as working in the catering business...:rolleyes:

GoCubsGo
Apr 15, 2010, 03:07 PM
*dusts off the wii fit*

Surely
Apr 15, 2010, 03:18 PM
*dusts off the wii fit*

You may want to pour some lube onto the wii fit board so you fall off like she did......:D

H00513R
Apr 15, 2010, 03:55 PM
*dusts off the wii fit*

Now's the time to ask jessica if she has a boyfriend all you single men! :p

Dagless
Apr 15, 2010, 05:05 PM
I live near her.
BRB.

GoCubsGo
Apr 15, 2010, 05:13 PM
hahaha @ Dagless. Not sure if you do or don't, neither of us show our location.
@ H00513R, this is one tree no man should have to bark up. Trust me.

Dagless
Apr 15, 2010, 05:15 PM
Ah sorry I meant the woman in the story :o.
Stuck on the bus now. There's an awful lot of traffic in town tonight.

RedTomato
Apr 15, 2010, 05:47 PM
Ah so that's why all the trains are full up today.

Clearly this woman is on heat, and has volcanic feelings - her ashes needs a good clearing out. Must be a good ice-melter.

redAPPLE
Apr 16, 2010, 12:53 AM
News Update: Amanda Flowers of Manchester placed her Wii Fit Board up for auction on eBay. She was quoted as saying: "Used but it was a lifechanger. Simply Orgasmagical. Bid starts with 5 ."

darklyt
Apr 16, 2010, 09:57 AM
Pretty obvious that she's faking ;)

whooleytoo
Apr 16, 2010, 12:25 PM
So after this accident, she wants to have sex 10 times a day?

So, she's basically.... a man.

patrick0brien
Apr 16, 2010, 01:14 PM
From what I read this is not actually "Sex Addiction" as psychological condition, but "Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD)"

Linkypoo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder)

After reading up on that, at first, my thoughts were "hey, that sounds kinda fun". Then I thought "yeah, for maybe a day".

Can you imagine trying to conduct a meeting?

"So you see, the sales for last - mmmmmMMMMOOOOOOOHHHH!!!"

"Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah, sales are trending upWAAAAARRDD!"

"... and...things...<pant, pant>... are looking GOOOODDD! OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGODYESYESYES!!!!"

Don't panic
Apr 16, 2010, 01:43 PM
reminds me of an old scifi movie where they could somehow record sensations and feelings on tape and then play them back and one of the characters had put an orgasm on a loop and just went with in :D
i seem to remember that the guy actually died of it, but i'm nort sure.

Aeolius
Apr 16, 2010, 11:00 PM
reminds me of an old scifi movie where they could somehow record sensations and feelings on tape and then play them back and one of the characters had put an orgasm on a loop and just went with in :D
i seem to remember that the guy actually died of it, but i'm nort sure.

Brainstorm (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085271/) . The character did not die, he became "...more than I was." .

toolbox
Apr 16, 2010, 11:09 PM
Someone is going to have a queue of people out the front of there house! brb lol

raremage
Apr 16, 2010, 11:30 PM
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.

The person who figures out how to replicate that accident will be an instant bllionaire.

Abstract
Apr 17, 2010, 07:59 AM
So even I could give her orgasms? Me??

roadbloc
Apr 17, 2010, 09:13 AM
So even I could give her orgasms? Me??
Um.... I'm gonna be honest now....

Abstract
Apr 17, 2010, 09:58 AM
I was just joking.

The ladies think I'm awesome in bed. I've never heard any of them moaning at me, so.....

leomac08
Apr 18, 2010, 12:45 AM
I was just joking.

The ladies think I'm awesome in bed. I've never heard any of them moaning at me, so.....

Be firm in your responses! Instead of:

The ladies think I'm awesome in bed.

The ladies feel I'm awesome in bed. :p

AV8TOR
Apr 18, 2010, 08:06 AM
......saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.

Were is this nerve? ;)

BobRichards
Apr 20, 2010, 06:18 PM
wow, that is pretty crazy haha. I really have never heard anything like this.

Schtumple
Apr 20, 2010, 08:08 PM
Ah so that's why all the trains are full up today.

Clearly this woman is on heat, and has volcanic feelings - her ashes needs a good clearing out. Must be a good ice-melter.

My pun-o-meter went off the chart.... Mad skills there.

Anonymous Freak
Apr 22, 2010, 07:37 PM
Not to rain on everyone's parade...

The original "news source" is a supermarket tabloid. Like Weekly World News in the U.S. (Or the way the National Enquirer was before they moved to 100% celebrity gossip.)

koruki
Apr 25, 2010, 04:11 PM
A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.

I think you'll find most males damaged this nerve around the age of 12 :)

evilgEEk
Apr 25, 2010, 05:24 PM
So after this accident, she wants to have sex 10 times a day?

So, she's basically.... a man.

Now THAT'S funny!

:D

SpaceMagic
Apr 26, 2010, 07:18 AM
Interesting news article... only from the Daily Star ;)

Abstract
Apr 26, 2010, 09:11 AM
Were is this nerve? ;)

Supposedly, most men will never find it.

That's why I don't bother. :eek:

chrmjenkins
Apr 26, 2010, 12:56 PM
Not to rain on everyone's parade...

The original "news source" is a supermarket tabloid. Like Weekly World News in the U.S. (Or the way the National Enquirer was before they moved to 100% celebrity gossip.)

Yup, and the girl's name itself is a pun. Amanda Flowers (A man de-flowers).

Anonymous Freak
Apr 27, 2010, 12:40 AM
Yup, and the girl's name itself is a pun. Amanda Flowers (A man de-flowers).

Wow. I completely missed that one! That's hilarious! :D

I'm surprised they didn't make her Ivana Phokalot.

albusseverus
Apr 29, 2010, 07:47 PM
Not to rain on everyone's parade...

The original "news source" is a supermarket tabloid. Like Weekly World News in the U.S. (Or the way the National Enquirer was before they moved to 100% celebrity gossip.)

Too bad (did anyone seriously think this was true?), would have made the perfect Valentines' Gift.

scwinsett
Apr 29, 2010, 07:49 PM
Too bad "Sex Addiction" is just a copout term like "Alcoholism".. people use these words so they don't have to accept responsibility for their actions. It's pathetic.

I3eXa
Apr 29, 2010, 07:56 PM
Found a picture of said 'woman....:D
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x188/aguynmemphis/UglyWomanAlone.jpg