How would you spend $48bn?

[edesignuk]

So Billy boy Gates has $48bn topping the Forbes rich list for the 11th year in a row.

If you were dear sweet Bill, and you were told you had a week to live, how would you blow all of your MASSIVE fortune.

Now, this isn't just another thread where you say things you'd get if you have the money, you actually need to spend the full $48bn...which is harder than it sounds. It's a lot of money!

So, I wanna see shopping lists with prices, and the grand total as close to $48bn as you can get!

Get set...


...GO!

edit: No trust fund or charity ************, you're a greedy selfish bastard, and you're gonna spend every single $ before you die!!!! muwahahahaha!

[Abstract]

I'd buy Apple. :)

Oh, I'd also buy a Prius, or whatever environmentally friendly eco-cars that are around when this happens.

[wordmunger]

Very boring. I'd start a giant charitable trust fund and put my wife in charge--$47.999 billion. The rest I'd spend traveling first class to visit family and friends -- and perhaps Macchu Picchu in Peru -- before I die.

Edit: Well, since edesignuk has changed the rules on me, I guess I'd just buy a fleet of 40 stealth bombers at $1.157 billion each and invade the United Kingdom. Mwahahahaha!

[edesignuk]

I'd buy Apple. :)

Oh, I'd also buy a Prius, or whatever environmentally friendly eco-cars that are around when this happens.
And how much would Apple & Pruis cost?

[edesignuk]

Very boring. I'd start a giant charitable trust fund and put my wife in charge--$47.999 billion. The rest I'd spend traveling first class to visit family and friends -- and perhaps Macchu Picchu in Peru -- before I die.Read the edit in my first post, triggered by your post ;) :D

[wordmunger]

Read the edit in my first post, triggered by your post ;) :D
See MY edit in response to your edit -- this means war!

[edesignuk]

Edit: Well, since edesignuk has changed the rules on me, I guess I'd just buy a fleet of 40 stealth bombers at $1.157 billion each and invade the United Kingdom. Mwahahahaha!Do'h! No fair! :p

[AmigoMac]

I would give $42bn out for charity, take 5 for businesses and 1 for living...
and no, I wouldn't buy a Dual 2.5 GHz and dual 30" ... no... ;)

[Diatribe]

See MY edit in response to your edit -- this means war!

lmao. This is great.

Edit: And since we're all into editing now... ;)
I would buy/or rent the El Arab hotel in Dubai for that week and spend it with all the food I could ever want with at least 7 gorgeous ladies and of course the entire hotel staff to serve me. Hmmm how much do you think that would cost me? I could spend more if you need me to. :D

[edesignuk]

I would give $42bn out for charity, take 5 for businesses and 1 for living...
and no, I wouldn't buy a Dual 2.5 GHz and dual 30" ... no... ;)
No trust fund or charity ************, you're a greedy selfish bastard, and you're gonna spend every single $ before you die!!!! muwahahahaha!
Did you read what I said in the first post? You're not investing and you're not needing money for living, you'll be dea in a week remember!

[BakedBeans]

i would buy a super-duper radar system that can detect stealth bombers and also a really powerfull ground to air rapier missile system....

then i would put it on the coast of england......

:)

[irmongoose]

Tell you what I'd do, man... two chicks at the same time, man.




irmongoose

[BakedBeans]

**** the money your going to die in a week..... arghhhh

[AmigoMac]

Sorry man, I read the question and as I was in a hurry didn't notice the charity note...

What about a ****ing great Funeral? :p :p :p

I don't think I could spend that much in a week... actually that question blows minds ... but nevermind, I would by my whole company and a big part of Nokia, Sonyericsson, Philips, Apple and would buy MS stocks for fun and burn them, record a video and would be sure to distribute a movie about that ... Would buy the company that makes my symulation tools and would be sure to translate the whole software for macs... Yeah!!! That will take me to the Heaven!!! :p :p

[edesignuk]

I don't think I could spend that much in a week... actually that question blows minds ... but nevermindThat's the whole point. It's not gonna be easy to spend $48bn in one week, which is why I asked that instead of people just saying I'd do this and that, the idea was to go searching for the most expensive stuff, and listing prices, try to spend it all! But no one seems to have bothered to do that yet :(

[AmigoMac]

Edesignuk : Because you started the thread doesn't mean you are free of a list... ;) I want to see one from you...

I gave already my idea but if I have to include prices as well, that's gonna be hard ... let's start, 10 $bn for the funeral... :( :p

[iGav]

$48bn....

hmmmm.... well I'd start by looking here (http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/home_e.html)

then I'd turn it into Gav Land, a land of debauchery where I am King... :D there shall be no money, currency would be in the form of 'Gropes' :eek: and from the taps shall not flow water, but Strongbow... and chilled Strongbow at that. :p

Cracking! :D

[takao]

i would buy myself *
*a castle (including servants and knights)
*get a expensive meal (panda filled with delphin meat and caviar)
*a suit made out of polar bear fur
*a small country
*make a few very expensive music videos (with lots of CGI) of me and friends where we are singing karaoke to Turbonegro's "**** the World", Refused's "New Noise", TINC's "United by Haircuts" and of course Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law"
*100 elephants with lasers attached to their heads
*a tank
*a space flight
*a monster truck-helicopter combination
*a huge (100m) golden statue of myself
*buy the dubai hotel just to blow it up
*a robotic dinosaur who can destroy hole cities
...
hmm it's a hard question

serious: would spend as much as a i can without weird things and give lots to my relatives and the rest perhaps to pay back the whole debt of austria and charity (i would get a statue for that ;) )

[Abstract]

...the idea was to go searching for the most expensive stuff, and listing prices, try to spend it all! But no one seems to have bothered to do that yet :(

Well I have done that....sorta. Apple and a Prius would cost me about $48 billion, give or take a few billion. :) I don't know exactly, but its hard to know how much a company costs exactly, as you have to buy the shares, and the shareholders have to accept the offer, right?

Either that, or I'd buy islands that are on sale at

http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/sales_islands/sites/worldmap_e.html

[Les Kern]

48BN worth of anti-Bush commercials.
Done. Do I win?

[homerjward]

this (http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/sales_islands/sites/3b/redrock/3b_redrock.html) , a dual 2.5ghz powermac g5, fully loaded with dual 30's, call that like 12000?ish, a non-s mini cooper (about 25000 configured properly) a missile silo somewhere in the desert to store my car collection (put about 2 billion in that) and a good deal of desert around it in which to drive it, a solid gold toilet, express and force them to carry bigger sizes, and the road runner division of time warner to stop them from having suhc stupid commercials! im not sure how much that is though...

[Mr. Anderson]

Set up a fund, in my name, that would send a manned mission to Mars - along with my ashes and have them throw me out the hatch first so I could be the first man on Mars.....

D

[dobbin]

I think the world's population is about 6 billion, so I'd give $8 each to everyone on earth.

[AmigoMac]

I think the world's population is about 6 billion, so I'd give $8 each to everyone on earth.

Population (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth#Human_population)

You do the math... I still have to see the list from edesignuk ...

[AmigoMac]

Some years ago I saw this and at that time were *only* / only :rolleyes:
42 $bn and what he could do...

At last count, Bill Gates had an estimated net worth of $42 billion dollars ($42,000,000,000.000.00). He has earned since his birth an average of $32.31 per heartbeat, and this is escalating. He recently donated $200 million to place computers in libraries across the country. This is 1/210 of his wealth. Here are some other things he could do:
Pay NBA MVP Michael Jordan's salary for 1,394 years.

Give every man, woman and child on the face of the Earth $7.46.

Pay every California Lottery prize for the next 34 years.

Fund 158 Mars Pathfinder missions.

Fund the US Department of Education for 19 years.

Pay tuition for the residents of Seattle and Tacoma to go to the University of Washington for four years.

Fund the US presence in the Persian Gulf for 11 months.

Fund the US peacekeeping forces in Bosnia for 157 years.

Buy 233,346,297 copies of Microsoft Windows 95.

Buy 1,680,000,000 copies of his own book, buy more with his royalties from those sales, continuing the cycle and easily the best selling author of all time.

Make Hanson the most successful musicians of all time by buying 3,529,411,765 copies of "Middle of Nowhere."

If he wanted to challenge George Lucas (worth only $2 billion), he could make 227 sequels to "Waterworld," or 35,000 sequels to "Sling Blade."

At the median donation for spending a night in the White House, he could stay in the Lincoln Bedroom for 46,300 years.

If he wanted to go on a killing spree in Los Angeles County, at the rate that Simpson was charged, he could kill 3,360 people and pay all his attorney fees and punitive damages.

At the rate of 1/2 ounce per $27 million, he could pay Mike Tyson to eat 1/5 of Evander Holyfield.

He could fly from Seattle to Paris and back on Air France 45,258,621 times.

If he wanted to go to a local baseball game, he could buy Seattle Mariners season tickets, all of them, for 411 years, and with his spare change could buy the team and the Kingdome.

At Denny's, he could buy a "Grand Slam Slugger Breakfast" for 9,150,326,797 people.

If he couldn't get service, he could buy every man, woman and child in China a Big Mac Extra Value Meal, as long as no one "Super Sizes."

If they preferred, he could buy 17 billion packages of Top Ramen noodles.

He must like coffee, and could buy over 6 billion pounds of French roast at his local Starbuck's.

Speaking of a cup of coffee, he could support one of those Sally Struther's foreign kids for 113,341,969 years.

Perhaps what he needs to spend money on most is a new pair of glasses and some hair conditioner.

[AmigoMac]

Someone with real money decided to have fun ... Manchester united (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=businessNews&storyID=596081&section=finance) :rolleyes: that's something I would do too, buy a lot of football teams , and different sports teams... baseball, basketball, cycling, whatever

[fistful]

I'm a simple man with simple aspirations. I don't need much. I'd buy a modest home in a quaint neighbourbood ON THE MOON! :D of course the problem is doing all that in a week.

[yellow]

2 words and a conjunction:

Hookers and blow

[Counterfit]

At the rate of 1/2 ounce per $27 million, he could pay Mike Tyson to eat 1/5 of Evander Holyfield. ROFL :D :D

I'd buy everything at f1-sales.com. Then I'd buy Fiat, and have Michael Schumacher drive my hearse (http://www.world-in-red.com/img/numeros/010/1.jpg). :D

[virividox]

make the biggest xserve cluster on earth :)

[kasei]

I would first pay off my Executive MBA and rid myself of debt. I would then move out of Los Angeles to escape the trappings of Beverly Hills and move some where I could enjoy the money instead of trying to keep up with everyone in Los Angeles. With that kind of money you would never be able to escape the camera hounds.

The next thing I would do is build up my company's product line and distribution network. After that has been completed I would sink some money into a production company a friend and I have been trying to get off the ground and make a movie.

I have several friends who have small companies that need some backing. Of course I would have them issue stock, but I would help them increase their sales and distribution.

For fun I would finally build a dojo and teach like everyone has been asking me to do, but I have been too busy to do.

[Bu88a]

I would buy Adobe, Apple, Macromedia, Mathematica, (and any other big software company I could think of).....

then have a ton of fun, cars, women, food, golfing, skydiving, jet flying, etc...

then about midweek, i would make all of the above-mentioned software open-source... just to see what kind of productivity/chaos would result...

[edesignuk]

I would first pay off my Executive MBA and rid myself of debt. I would then move out of Los Angeles to escape the trappings of Beverly Hills and move some where I could enjoy the money instead of trying to keep up with everyone in Los Angeles. With that kind of money you would never be able to escape the camera hounds.

The next thing I would do is build up my company's product line and distribution network. After that has been completed I would sink some money into a production company a friend and I have been trying to get off the ground and make a movie.

I have several friends who have small companies that need some backing. Of course I would have them issue stock, but I would help them increase their sales and distribution.

For fun I would finally build a dojo and teach like everyone has been asking me to do, but I have been too busy to do.I don't think you get it, you're gonna be DEAD in a week remember?

[wordmunger]

then about midweek, i would make all of the above-mentioned software open-source... just to see what kind of productivity/chaos would result...

That's a great idea. I'd consider doing the same thing, but with educational publishers. Imagine if all the world's textbooks were available for free!

[quagmire]

I have 2 choices for me.

1. Buy a whole alot of Xserves that will cost me 48 billion dollars.

or

2. Buy stealth bombers and join Wordmungers fleet to invade the UK and then betray him and bomb him and steal his stealth bombers and invade France, Germany, Italy, and Canada. I will also set the UK free and offer to them to join the US and me to rule those conqured countries. Bwahahahahaha.

[yellow]

Republicans.. always wanting to bomb things.

I'd purchase a 3rd world country and make it a first rate party country.

[wordmunger]

Republicans.. always wanting to bomb things.

Hey, I'm a democrat and I resent that accusation. Actually what I said was that I would authorize the use of bombing. But as long as we're bombing things, we'd better do it right, unlike those nasty republicans.

Heh.

I really am a democrat, but I couldn't resist an opportunity for humor :D

[kasei]

I don't think you get it, you're gonna be DEAD in a week remember?

That would be one hell of a week!!!

[apple2991]

Pay off God to let me keep living.

[zelmo]

$1,050,000,000 - $30,000 to each of the 35,000 MR users, on account at Apple Store, to purchase a maxed out dual 2.5 G5 PM, maxed out 17" G4 PB, 30" CD, 40GB iPod, and all the [Apple] software and peripherals they want. You're welcome!

$15,000,000 - $10,000 in airfare, accomodations, and spending cash for each of the 1,500 MR regulars (100+ posters) to come to MWSF 2005 to celebrate Steve's announcement of the all new G5 PowerBook (shipping 01.01.2006 - I'll be long dead by then!).

$175,000,000 - $5,000 for each of the 35,000 MR members to buy that new G5 PowerBook.

$150,000,000 - for Apple to buy every second of ad time in next year's Super Bowl, which the will Raven's win.

$924,000,000 - $2,000 for a new Apple laptop for each one of the 462,000 middle and high school students in Maryland public schools.

$45,810,999,998 - purchase a 1.8 G5 iMac 17" (with 512MB ram) for each one of the 25 million Apple installed base.

$2 - one roll of duct tape for Steve Jobs to use to tape his stiffie to his leg.
:D

[rhpenguin]

Tell you what I'd do, man... two chicks at the same time, man.




irmongoose



We have a winner!

[wordmunger]

We have a winner!
Question: what would you do with the other $47,999,999,800?
Or $47,999,998,000 if you're going "high class"?

[zelmo]

Question: what would you do with the other $47,999,999,800?
Or $47,999,998,000 if you're going "high class"?

penicillin, and keep it comin'

[VincentVega]

Start my own film studio, newspapers, TV stations and radio stations.

Build my own town, along the lines of Seaside, FL (http://www.seasidefl.com/).

Return trip to the moon.

Naomi Watts.

Go travelling the world.

Send $1 a day to Bill Gates to taunt him now I've got his money. Ha!

[KingSleaze]

[QUOTE=irmongoose]Tell you what I'd do, man... two chicks at the same time, man.

So, what would you do with the $48bn?

:D

[realityisterror]

$4,761,904.70 every second for the next week? that's gonna be hell...

i think i'd treat steve jobs to lunch, then spend a few million on advertising for an event coming up at the end of week, in which i'd fly up with all my money (in LARGE bills) and drop it into the atlantic. then i'd laugh at all the poor people trying to steal my money, realize that i'm poor, and die right there... :rolleyes:

reality

[Counterfit]

$1,050,000,000 - $30,000 to each of the 35,000 MR users, on account at Apple Store, to purchase a maxed out dual 2.5 G5 PM, maxed out 17" G4 PB, 30" CD, 40GB iPod, and all the [Apple] software and peripherals they want. You're welcome!

$15,000,000 - $10,000 in airfare, accomodations, and spending cash for each of the 1,500 MR regulars (100+ posters) to come to MWSF 2005 to celebrate Steve's announcement of the all new G5 PowerBook (shipping 01.01.2006 - I'll be long dead by then!).

$175,000,000 - $5,000 for each of the 35,000 MR members to buy that new G5 PowerBook.

$150,000,000 - for Apple to buy every second of ad time in next year's Super Bowl, which the will Raven's win.

$150,000,000 - $2,000 for a new Apple laptop for each one of the 75,000 middle and high school students in Maryland public schools.

$46,584,999,998 - purchase a 1.8 G5 iMac 17" (with 512MB ram) for each one of the 25 million Apple installed base.

$2 - one roll of duct tape for Steve Jobs to use to tape his stiffie to his leg.
:D Not bad. Except for one thing.


The Pats are gonna win it again this year :p

[yellow]

The Pats are gonna win it again this year :p

You speak the truth. :D

[lofiunico]

I'd buy a huge warehouse and outdo virginia tech and build a better supercomputer consisting of 25,000 dual processor G5s and grab the supercomputer record. Then i'd give to charity by not only giving to social organizations, but also trying to reinstate the use of macs in school. (i know this was in the rules, but its what i'd really do) and get a nice place to live for a week and a nice car, then sit in a comfy chair with a powerbook and die. i'd also be buried with the powerbook and everyone who attends my funeral gets a free mac of their choice. is that mac-filled enough?

[Phat_Pat]

a good question to think of is: What would of happened if Bill Gates got laid in high school? Would we still have Microsoft and would he be rich?





probably not. :D

[zelmo]

a good question to think of is: What would of happened if Bill Gates got laid in high school? Would we still have Microsoft and would he be rich?

probably not. :D

Hah! It is far more likely that someone will simply hand me all of Bill's money today, than it is possible that Bill could have gotten some in HS! :D

[Phat_Pat]

Hah! It is far more likely that someone will simply hand me all of Bill's money today, than it is possible that Bill could have gotten some in HS! :D

lol!!!!! :D


(But probably true.)

[Counterfit]

Question: what would you do with the other $47,999,999,800?
Or $47,999,998,000 if you're going "high class"? Haven't you ever seen Office Space?

[jimsowden]

Fund the US presence in the Persian Gulf for 11 months.

Fund the US peacekeeping forces in Bosnia for 157 years.


Fund the US in Iraq for 12 minutes...

[applemacdude]

I want sharks with freakin lazers on their heads...

[Phat_Pat]

I want sharks with freakin lazers on their heads...
what do you mean we can't get freakin' sharks with freakin' lazers on their freakin' heads!?!

ahahaha love that movie :p

If I had 48 billion I would buy a bunch of enzo ferrari's and have a destruction derby and broadcast it on fox :D

heres what it would look like when i'm done with it..... ;)
http://www.supercars.net/potd/pics/admin/1251.jpg

[Archaeopteryx]

Hehe to cover my perverse side.. Id give every woman who would jump in the sack with me 10 million.. in about a week if I had sex non stop Id still have cash to blow :-P


hmm idea.. how about I go with the sex and ladies idea but include a Commercial Jet with wich to fly around visiting diffrent countries to get girls for my air plane orgy... that would work great!

[aplasticspork]

i would buy about 16,000,000 xserve G5's and have the fastest supercomputer in the world...and then die :)

[Abstract]

Haven't you ever seen Office Space?

Um, yeah......I think people must have missed the reference.

One of the greatest movies of all time, too. :o

[themadchemist]

You know what I would do if I had 48 billion dollars dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and-- :cool:

[yellow]

I'd move Steve Jobs' crappy house for him.. straight to the basecamp of Mount Everest.

[themadchemist]

I'd move Steve Jobs' crappy house for him.. straight to the basecamp of Mount Everest.

I'm confused...I'm sure this is incredibly funny, but I just don't get it.

[yellow]

I'm confused...

I didn't think it was funny.

http://macminute.com/2004/10/05/jobshouse/ to Mt. Everest, because it's there.

[Counterfit]

what do you mean we can't get freakin' sharks with freakin' lazers on their freakin' heads!?!

ahahaha love that movie :p

If I had 48 billion I would buy a bunch of enzo ferrari's and have a destruction derby and broadcast it on fox :D

heres what it would look like when i'm done with it..... ;)
http://www.supercars.net/potd/pics/admin/1251.jpg










You're evil.




Just plain evil.

[Dr. Dastardly]

Hehe to cover my perverse side.. Id give every woman who would jump in the sack with me 10 million.. in about a week if I had sex non stop Id still have cash to blow :-P


hmm idea.. how about I go with the sex and ladies idea but include a Commercial Jet with wich to fly around visiting diffrent countries to get girls for my air plane orgy... that would work great!
HA! When I read that I immediately thought of this (http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/598.html).

[Mac3001]

Buy 4 or 5 League 2 sides and give them 500 million each to turn them into Super Sides.

Fund the following movies

Back to the Future 4, 5, 6

The Catcher in the Rye

1984

Pay all students dept, tution fees till 2100

Pay all law suits that people who get sued for downloading music have to pay

Buy all school children a powerbook an imac g5

Build a base on the moon

Make UK version of NASA

[Abstract]

You know what I would do if I had 48 billion dollars dollars? I would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities and-- :cool:

Ooh ooh, I know this reference as well! :p

[themadchemist]

Ooh ooh, I know this reference as well! :p

Yes! References are fun! And the weirdest thing is that I posted my references without having read the rest of the thread, so I didn't know there were references from the same movie already floating about (and based on the same question from that movie). So I posted and then started reading the thread and thought it was funny that having money to spend would converge multiple minds on the idea of office space.

Of course, irmongoose rocks, so what's to be expected?

[aricher]

Lets see... 48 Billion - I'd fund the war in Iraq - NOT - that wouldn't even begin to cover it.

cost of war (http://www.costofwar.com/)

[Mechcozmo]

I would buy a few thousand Xserves, and make them fold. My username, of course... At the rate of 1 protein every minute, I would soon find a way to prolong my life span beyond a week.

But that takes up only around a few mil. So.

(1) Nuclear Submarine
(?) All the Apple Hardware and Software ever made.
(1) Britain (biggest private island in the world...)
(.5) of Antarctica
(500) Nuclear bombs, linked to my heartbeat. When I die, you all die with me! Suckers! I do need company in heaven...

[irmongoose]

Of course, irmongoose rocks, so what's to be expected?

That is funny. :D



irmongoose

[iceTrX]

If I had that much money I would
1) Buy an island
2) Build a nice house on that island
3) Build some sort of generator for the house that would power it cheaply
4) Buy a nice boat
5) Start a company that develops energy/fuel cell technology to be used in cars to PDAs.
6) Start my own foundation that raises money for terminal disease research (so I know that the money is being used where it should) and donate a sizable chunk of my money to it.
7) Buy Motorola's chip fabrication division and pump a lot of money into it.

EDIT: I'm no longer a newbie! YAY

[belair]

cost of war (http://www.costofwar.com/)
That is a really impressive number right there.


Whta I would do is turn my culture lacking, boring, country into a kick ass culture heaven.
First of I would build a huge University with the whole equipement. (all running on macs and xserves of course). Then I would hire really good international teachers to teach in the University of Luxembourg and create like the Luxembourg Stern school. Knowledge is the key!
After that, I would invite the Gugenheims over to buy a huge art collection from them and have a museum build for it in Luxembourg city. Create the Luxembourg Gugenheim school for Art and design. Build new housings for students and artists and offer free spaces to small company's.

After that I would have changed the face of my country forever. (and I would have my statue errected ;) )

[jefhatfield]

So Billy boy Gates has $48bn topping the Forbes rich list for the 11th year in a row.

If you were dear sweet Bill, and you were told you had a week to live, how would you blow all of your MASSIVE fortune.

Now, this isn't just another thread where you say things you'd get if you have the money, you actually need to spend the full $48bn...which is harder than it sounds. It's a lot of money!

So, I wanna see shopping lists with prices, and the grand total as close to $48bn as you can get!

Get set...


...GO!

edit: No trust fund or charity ************, you're a greedy selfish bastard, and you're gonna spend every single $ before you die!!!! muwahahahaha!

here's what i would do, with the money, percentage wise, because who knows how much uncle sam gets ;)

25 percent...dedicate to slowing down the population growth in the countries that need them...hire the staff needed, the facilities, and have the money generating more to make the venture self sustaining

25 percent...dedicate to charities related to ending drug abuse, stopping war, reducing homelessness, giving the young alternatives to gangs, and give money to church charities, secular charities...and make those self sustaining

25 percent...dedicate the money to helping the environment and make those self sustaining

25 percent...make some more people use macs through free mac giveaways, mac classes in all schools, and higher salaries to attract the best talent for apple inc and if the foundation doesn't succeed, then drop a whole bunch of banana cream pies on microsoft!!

[deral]

My life dream is to go to McKidies, and order 48 billion double cheeseburgers, and see their reaction. that would probably get me a sign saying, "Over 48 billion double cheeseburgers served." --well that, and i'd most likely put on some weight.

[neut]

i'd pay everyone to stop making crap... and start enjoying life.

oh wait... it's only 48bn? that's not enough. y'all saw that cost of war right?


we're ****ed.



peace.