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yg17
Jun 2, 2010, 01:12 PM
http://www.abc-7.com/Global/story.asp?S=12574973


PORT CHARLOTTE: A woman is charged with smuggling heroin into the Charlotte County Jail by hiding it in her vagina.
Katrina Montez Wade, 37, was arrested on May 20th when deputies raided a suspected drug den on Jumper Avenue in Port Charlotte.
Wade and another woman went to jail on trafficking charges after detectives say they found 98 grams of crack, 30 grams of heroin and pot at the home.
The other suspect told deputies at the time of the arrest that Wade had 50-100 baggies of heroin stashed in her vagina.
But when she arrived at the county jail, the corrections deputies performed only a strip search - finding nothing - and denied a request for a body cavity search, according to the arrest report.
Deputies then started to hear rumblings that Wade was trading the heroin in the jail to get commissary items.
The deals were conducted by passing notes, reading lips and hand signals, according to the arrest report.
One note read, "Bags are 5.00$. I am nice, but also a business person," according to deputies.
After interviewing several other inmates, corrections deputies confronted Wade on May 26th.
They told her they were prepared to use an ultrasound device to find anything she had hidden inside her body, according to the report.
Deputies say Wade gave in and removed one large plastic bag of heroin from her body. Inside the bag deputies found 12 smaller plastic bags of heroin.
In addition to the original drug charges, she's now facing Narcotics Possession, Possession with Intent to Distribute and Smuggling Contraband into Prison.
She remains in the Charlotte County Jail.
The sheriff's office wouldn't answer questions about why a body cavity search was denied upon her entrance into the jail.



If she can hide all that up there, having sex with her must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

RawBert
Jun 2, 2010, 01:20 PM
http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/fa/ba/l363b88010000_1_28058.jpg

benlee
Jun 2, 2010, 01:27 PM
http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/fa/ba/l363b88010000_1_28058.jpg

haha. that episode was great.

Bonch
Jun 2, 2010, 01:40 PM
smell the poon

Sun Baked
Jun 2, 2010, 01:45 PM
Well hidden, probably because when they first looked there they though that gaping chasm was empty.

rdowns
Jun 2, 2010, 02:46 PM
Just sayin'


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Jason Beck
Jun 2, 2010, 02:49 PM
Warp Speeeeeeed!

rhett7660
Jun 2, 2010, 02:56 PM
The sheriff's office wouldn't answer questions about why a body cavity search was denied upon her entrance into the jail.

Probably because she was a pre-arraigned inmate and with out probably cause.... they didn't want to VIOLATE her rights. Although shame on the narco detectives, this would of been a no brainer..

phillipjfry
Jun 2, 2010, 07:11 PM
I will resist all temptations at making a cunnilingus joke. :cool:

Sun Baked
Jun 2, 2010, 08:01 PM
I will resist all temptations at making a cunnilingus joke. :cool:

Yep, would be in bad taste, or simply leave a bad taste in your mouth when you are finished.

Abstract
Jun 3, 2010, 01:09 AM
"It's a bit more tangy than usual, but....I dig it."

patrick0brien
Jun 3, 2010, 10:29 AM
Just sayin'


http://www.worldinterestingfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/most-amazing-hole-in-the-world-guatemala-sink-hole.jpg

OMFG I just LOL'ed in my pants!

Sun Baked
Jun 3, 2010, 06:10 PM
For some reason the story twists and turns are giving me the urge to yodel Ricola.

Decrepit
Jun 3, 2010, 10:21 PM
Just sayin'


http://www.worldinterestingfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/most-amazing-hole-in-the-world-guatemala-sink-hole.jpg

Dude, I almost choked to death laughing. Knock it off. :D

davidjearly
Jun 4, 2010, 06:05 PM
http://www.abc-7.com/Global/story.asp?S=12574973

...detectives say they found 98 grams of crack, 30 grams of heroin

So a 3:1 crack to heroin ratio then?

Abstract
Jun 5, 2010, 04:03 AM
I think she misunderstood when her friend yelled out, 'Quick, hide the stash in the bushes!'

Consultant
Jun 5, 2010, 10:16 AM
Really LOL. Epic thread!

=)

iMacdude313
Jun 5, 2010, 11:24 AM
So a 3:1 crack to heroin ratio then?

Yeah, 3:1, aka the best dosage to get an O, don't you know these things?