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robotfist

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I am a professional wino. I tend to stumble, fall down stairs, and collapse in parking lots ALL THE TIME. Falling down and dropping things is my job. It's what I do. That and talking gibberish.

For 7 years now, I have yet to lose a cell phone. Mostly because I break them before I have a chance to lose them. Can anyone recommend an iPhone 4 case that can withstand the torment and abuse my addiction will inflict upon it? If I pass out under a strange van and leave my phone behind the tire, I want to know that when the van backs up and crushes my legs, my phone will still be there and be okay.

I don't care about cosmetic appearances. I'm a wino. I wear 3 top hats and my shirt is covered in burgundy stains. I don't need a fancy iphone case. I need a rugged one.

Which iPhone 4 case will protect the phone the best?
 
Since you're already so careful with your belongings, you can save money this time around and go naked.
 
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