Thomas Veil
Nov 12, 2004, 09:06 PM
What do you know? I guess the media isn't telling us everything. Here are two stories that somehow failed to make the news:
Kerry Concedes That a Majority of Americans Are Jackasses (http://www.freepressed.com/kerry-concedes2.htm)
Former presidential candidate John Kerry, while magnanimous in his official concession speech, has since had time to reflect on his loss and has now taken a less concilliatory tone.
"Let me make sure I've got this right. After running up record deficits that threaten the future of Social Security and Medicare, presiding over the worst national security failure since Pearl Harbor, and committing the biggest military miscalculation in our nation's history by invading Iraq, the American people still want George W. Bush in the Oval Office taking orders from Dick Cheney?
"Well, in that case, **** it. You can have him."
Kerry went on to note that it took the President three debates to come up with the shakiest of defenses for his failed policies.
"In the first debate he was vacuous. In the second debate he was angry and aggressive. By the third debate he began to approach coherence. Yeah, good choice red states. I think you've picked a real winner here."
Bush Says It Is Great to Win for the First Time (http://www.midnightplumbers.com/news/fullnews.php#newsitemEpAAZApyuViRHQcfMA)
George W Bush has made his first weekly address to the American people since his re-election. Speaking from the Oval Office, the President thanked everyone who voted for him and said it felt great to actually win this time.
Mr Bush said he understood that some people felt disappointed by the result of the election but that as they were gay-loving, abortionist Commies then he wasn't too concerned how they felt. He said that he and his administration had been given a mandate for the next four years and as soon as he found out what that was he would put it to good use.
The President promised that he would work hard, at least two hours every day except when he had a day off, to ensure that the things that mattered - oil, tax breaks for the guys at the golf club and whupping the ass of anyone who made his daddy look bad - were done.
:D
Kerry Concedes That a Majority of Americans Are Jackasses (http://www.freepressed.com/kerry-concedes2.htm)
Former presidential candidate John Kerry, while magnanimous in his official concession speech, has since had time to reflect on his loss and has now taken a less concilliatory tone.
"Let me make sure I've got this right. After running up record deficits that threaten the future of Social Security and Medicare, presiding over the worst national security failure since Pearl Harbor, and committing the biggest military miscalculation in our nation's history by invading Iraq, the American people still want George W. Bush in the Oval Office taking orders from Dick Cheney?
"Well, in that case, **** it. You can have him."
Kerry went on to note that it took the President three debates to come up with the shakiest of defenses for his failed policies.
"In the first debate he was vacuous. In the second debate he was angry and aggressive. By the third debate he began to approach coherence. Yeah, good choice red states. I think you've picked a real winner here."
Bush Says It Is Great to Win for the First Time (http://www.midnightplumbers.com/news/fullnews.php#newsitemEpAAZApyuViRHQcfMA)
George W Bush has made his first weekly address to the American people since his re-election. Speaking from the Oval Office, the President thanked everyone who voted for him and said it felt great to actually win this time.
Mr Bush said he understood that some people felt disappointed by the result of the election but that as they were gay-loving, abortionist Commies then he wasn't too concerned how they felt. He said that he and his administration had been given a mandate for the next four years and as soon as he found out what that was he would put it to good use.
The President promised that he would work hard, at least two hours every day except when he had a day off, to ensure that the things that mattered - oil, tax breaks for the guys at the golf club and whupping the ass of anyone who made his daddy look bad - were done.
:D
