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yg17
Jul 29, 2010, 12:59 PM
Seriously, there's so much fail in this article I don't know where to begin.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=209464&catid=71


NBC -- A Texas mother is outraged after her 11-year-old son was sent pornography by an online gamer he met while playing his Nintendo Xbox.
"When they are playing against their friends, it's a controlled environment," explained mom Rosie Garcia. "But when they join a party, it can be someone in Japan, Australia, anywhere in the world."
Rosie's son sent a message to one of those players challenging him.
She says that player then sent her son the pornographic pictures.
Rosie immediately called the San Antonio Police Department.
She also called Xbox and gave them the GamerTag information on the accused predator.
Rosie didn't stop there.
She also went online and filed a complaint on the Xbox page.
This can only happen to your child if you pay for the Xbox online service.
If it happens to anyone in your family, the FBI encourages you to report it.

Anonymous Freak
Jul 29, 2010, 01:12 PM
And that's what happens when non-tech-savvy reporters try to write a tech-based story...

Dagless
Jul 29, 2010, 02:34 PM
I'd love to know what games they were playing. I'm hoping for them to be violent games just to add to this brilliant story.

flopticalcube
Jul 29, 2010, 02:35 PM
Nintendo XBox? :rolleyes:

1 Cor. 15:26
Jul 29, 2010, 02:37 PM
I got similiar messages sent to me on my Atari PSP. Ridiculous.

ZachsMacDaddy
Jul 29, 2010, 02:39 PM
Be on the lookout for pervs sending pictures of their Wii-Wii.

Elysian
Jul 29, 2010, 02:41 PM
Love the comments, "I have a Sega Atari. Once, I had a Sony Gameboy, but they recalled it. KSDK, my 4 year old can write better content than this."

SlovakApple
Jul 29, 2010, 02:42 PM
Nintendo XBox? :rolleyes:
Where can I buy it? :D

Elysian
Jul 29, 2010, 02:42 PM
I'd love to get my hands on an Apple Zune.

appleguy123
Jul 29, 2010, 04:15 PM
I'd love to get my hands on an Apple Zune.

I'd like a Microsoft iMac please.

CorvusCamenarum
Jul 29, 2010, 04:46 PM
Where can I buy it? :D

Same place you can get the Super Coleco Jaguar 360-3.

That-Is-Bull
Jul 30, 2010, 09:17 AM
My mom calls my 360 a "Nintendo Playstation thing." Old people are hilarious when they try to talk about technology.

E: Also when my dad got his new computer she asked me if it "has a bigger gigabyte?" o.O

fun173
Jul 30, 2010, 09:50 AM
Be on the lookout for pervs sending pictures of their Wii-Wii.


i already got one :eek:

Compile 'em all
Jul 30, 2010, 09:56 AM
"She called xbox"

LOL

SlovakApple
Jul 30, 2010, 01:10 PM
My mom calls my 360 a "Nintendo Playstation thing." Old people are hilarious when they try to talk about technology.

E: Also when my dad got his new computer she asked me if it "has a bigger gigabyte?" o.O

Not only old people. :) I remember once when a schoolmate asked another one if he could lend him "the internet on a floppy disk" and "if it will work on his computer". That was back in 90's when the internet was not such a "mainstream" as it is today (at least here). Nevertheless, it gave me a chuckle.

cantthinkofone
Jul 30, 2010, 01:53 PM
Seriously, there's so much fail in this article I don't know where to begin.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/story.aspx?storyid=209464&catid=71

News channel 5 tries so hard. :D

Xavier
Jul 31, 2010, 02:49 PM
"She called xbox"

LOL

I know, this was the best

R94N
Jul 31, 2010, 02:51 PM
My mom calls my 360 a "Nintendo Playstation thing." Old people are hilarious when they try to talk about technology.

E: Also when my dad got his new computer she asked me if it "has a bigger gigabyte?" o.O

Lol! XD This is the best thread I've seen in ages!.

ohaithar
Jul 31, 2010, 07:37 PM
I knew the Australians and Japanese are up to no good! :):rolleyes:

iRance
Jul 31, 2010, 09:07 PM
That's nothing compared to mine.
While I was playing my PlaystationWii,a guy modded his character and owned me on Halo 5.

Chundles
Jul 31, 2010, 09:11 PM
MUUU HAH HAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

My little plan is coming to fruition!

Soon, all your Nintendo XBox are belong to us!

Counterfit
Aug 1, 2010, 03:12 AM
But then who will you send pornographic pictures to on XBox?


I liked this comment: "Is this about MicroSoft or Nintendo XBox. Very poorly writted article, I could do a lot better."


And what's an 11 year-old doing playing online unsupervised anyway?

runplaysleeprun
Aug 1, 2010, 08:39 AM
This happens a lot on my Playstation 360.



E: Also when my dad got his new computer she asked me if it "has a bigger gigabyte?" o.O

Emphasis mine.

Les Kern
Aug 1, 2010, 09:19 AM
And what's an 11 year-old doing playing online unsupervised anyway?

Don't have kids, huh? The solutions are so easy aren't they? :)

Ttownbeast
Aug 1, 2010, 01:58 PM
Don't have kids, huh? The solutions are so easy aren't they? :)

Why is it that hard to monitor your own children? Or are you too busy lobbying the government to do that for you?

Here's the easiest solution to the problem stop writing congress asking for babysitting laws, and raise your own kids.

That-Is-Bull
Aug 1, 2010, 04:04 PM
My mom calls my 360 a "Nintendo Playstation thing." Old people are hilarious when they try to talk about technology.

E: Also when my dad got his new computer she asked me if it "has a bigger gigabyte?" o.O

Emphasis mine.

She = my mom.

Usually when somebody gets a new computer or gadget, she (completely seriously) asks me if the gigabyte/gigabit is bigger or faster. When I said I was going to buy a new iMac she asked me "Do you really need all those gigabits? What are you going to do with them?"

ryan0402
Aug 1, 2010, 04:12 PM
when i talk to my parents about computers I usually say things about food so they understand.
Like when they ask about bootcamp I say there is two kids trying to eat a cookie you need to split it for them to live peacefully. You can split them any way you like but i like Steve better so i give him more cookie and let Bill cry.:D

ouimetnick
Aug 1, 2010, 11:41 PM
I'm getting a MacBook Pro later this month. But my dad keeps saying "Are you excited about getting a Mac Pro Book"? I wish we could just chop off the Book from Mac Pro Book, and make it a 12 core please. :D

afd
Aug 2, 2010, 06:18 AM
Years ago I remember my dad saying that he had a VD unit on his desk at work. And I thought he worked in a bank...

Melrose
Aug 2, 2010, 08:47 AM
Be on the lookout for pervs sending pictures of their Wii-Wii.

/thread.

angelneo
Aug 2, 2010, 09:38 PM
"She called xbox"

LOL
I once had someone calling the helpdesk saying

"Hello, can I speak to the server?"

justaregularjoe
Aug 3, 2010, 05:31 AM
I once had someone calling the helpdesk saying

"Hello, can I speak to the server?"

"01001101001000101001010010100111010100101101001001010010011001010010010010001010110101001010011001."

Melrose
Aug 3, 2010, 08:33 AM
0100100100100000010011000100111101010110010001010010000001000010010010010100010101000010010001010101 001000100001."

Watch your language! :p

Counterfit
Aug 4, 2010, 02:12 AM
"01001101001000101001010010100111010100101101001001010010011001010010010010001010110101001010011001."
M"”RRe$ŠԦ
Don't have kids, huh? The solutions are so easy aren't they? :)

It wasn't really long ago that I was a kid, so I know what they're like. But an 11 year old kid shouldn't be playing online by themselves.
6. You Are Responsible for Your Service Account.

Only you may use your Service account. For some parts of the Service, we may notify you that you may set up additional member accounts that are dependent on your account (an “associated account”). You are responsible for all activity that takes place with your Service account or an associated account. Except as otherwise stated in this Section 6, you may not authorize any third party to access and/or use the Service on your behalf ,except where we provide a mechanism for third parties to access the Service on your behalf. We may limit who may use your Service account or any associated accounts.

If you allow or enable a minor to use your Service account or an associated account, then:

You represent that you are the parent or legal guardian of each such minor;

You acknowledge that you are aware that some features of the Service, and some content available through the Service may contain or expose users to material that is unsuitable for minors, and you agree to supervise usage by minors whom you permit to use the Service . The Service is not intended for use by children under 13 , except together with a parent or other adult supervision;

You acknowledge that we offer “Family Settings” on the Service and the Xbox 360 console, and also offer “Parental Controls” for Windows Vista, that are intended to help you limit access to material that may be unsuitable for minors. By applying Family Settings to an associated account at sign-up, you may, among other things, help to prevent any user of an associated account from making additional purchases and from having access to voice and video chat, which is intended to diminish the ability of such user to communicate with other users. You may view or revise your Family Settings in the Xbox Dashboard in the System area, or by logging into your account on xbox.com/myxbox. Additional information about Family Settings is available at www.xbox.com/support/familysettings/default.htm; and

You are responsible for any material to which a user of your subscription either gains or is denied access (including as a result of your use or non-use of Family Settings or Parental Controls) . You acknowledge that use of Family Settings, Parental Controls, or both, is not a substitute for your personal supervision of your minor children or minors for whom you are the legal guardian.

joepunk
Aug 4, 2010, 10:01 AM
I'm thinking that the kid asked for the porn and got caught by his mother so in self defense he blames it on someone else and she believes him.

CaoCao
Aug 5, 2010, 03:08 AM
Everyone knows the Microsoft Pippin is best :rolleyes:

sent from Toshiba G7 Cube

whooleytoo
Aug 5, 2010, 10:29 AM
Does anyone know who this disgusting predator is?

I too, would like to be highly offended by this filthy porn.

gkarris
Aug 19, 2010, 12:23 AM
Still playing games on the older Nintendo Jaguar...

R94N
Aug 19, 2010, 12:46 AM
CollegeHumor video.... (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939725)

blunderboy
Aug 20, 2010, 01:08 AM
I also installed Adobe Windows and Apple Photoshop alongside Microsoft OS X on my SonyBook's Boot Camp partition. I'm thinking of installing Apple Chrome, too. After that, I played my Sega Wii and called my friend on my Samsung iPhone.

(And this friend of mine, who's actually a Mac user himself, keeps calling the MacBook Pro a 'Mac Pro Book'. But then again, I've known people who called the MBP a 'PowerBook', but that's at least more understandable.)

Sent from my SonyBook

This also reminds me of some parodies I made a few months ago:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2691/4498919875_377fb41379.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apres-la-pluie/4498919875/)
Apple Photoshop (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apres-la-pluie/4498919875/) by crepuscularly (http://www.flickr.com/people/apres-la-pluie/), on Flickr

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2801/4499582738_a3e181f194.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apres-la-pluie/4499582738/)
Adobe Windows (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apres-la-pluie/4499582738/) by crepuscularly (http://www.flickr.com/people/apres-la-pluie/), on Flickr

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4498986989_38b8d43e42.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apres-la-pluie/4498986989/)
Microsoft InDesign (http://www.flickr.com/photos/apres-la-pluie/4498986989/) by crepuscularly (http://www.flickr.com/people/apres-la-pluie/), on Flickr