What is X? [Archive]

irmongoose

Aug 20, 2002, 08:48 AM

All right.. here it is. A little macrumors contest of my own...

What is the mongoose saying? (Look at my avatar!)

I will pick what I think is the wisest, funniest, or coolest line, and put it in my sig... along with the name of the winner, of course...

Simple rules:

1. One sentence.

2. No offensive words.

3. That's it.

Um.. I dunno.. I'll give it 2 weeks, I think...

WHAT IS THE X????

irmongoose

Backtothemac

Aug 20, 2002, 09:25 AM

Yes, yes, yes..... I have X on the brain..... X.2 that is.....

eyelikeart

Aug 20, 2002, 09:26 AM

"whew...I hope no one behind me smelled that!" :eek: :D

ShaolinMiddleFinger

Aug 21, 2002, 12:00 AM

"Damn....not another poll...I'm outta here!"

vniow

Aug 21, 2002, 12:13 AM

"Wow, you're kinda hot...oh, hi honey...."

Durandal7

Aug 21, 2002, 12:15 AM

"Stop yer whining, you'll get your precious G5 when Steve Jobs is damn good and ready."

drastik

Aug 21, 2002, 12:59 AM

"I do the what now?"

MacMaster

Aug 21, 2002, 01:24 AM

Ten!:D

PS: Drastik, I see you've finally got your 'tar! Congrats! heh, only 201 more posts 'till I get my 'tar...:rolleyes:

djwoolf

Aug 21, 2002, 02:29 AM

I have a few

1. I had a contest for this bubble, and all i got was this stupid phrase.

2. Buy a mug and become a God.

3. Eat, breathe, sleep, live Mac!

4. My mac is better than yours!

5. :farts: We have a clearance on people.

6. Oops i stepped on Bill Gates.

7. Oops i stepped on a PC.

8. Might makes right.

Wes

Aug 21, 2002, 03:20 AM

He's saying:
Rollerblades $100
5-foot high ramp $150
Brain Damage Caused by Fall.... Priceless.

Sun Baked

Aug 21, 2002, 04:57 AM

Go take a Midol...

irmongoose

Aug 21, 2002, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by Sun Baked
Go take a Midol...

A what?

irmongoose

P.S. Very nice posts, everyone! Keep it up!

Sun Baked

Aug 21, 2002, 07:18 AM

Originally posted by irmongoose

A what?

irmongoose

www.midol.com ;)

wake up Jobs!!!

Aug 21, 2002, 07:39 AM

" Kickstand eh....... can I have you number?"

-GaBe-O

jelloshotsrule

Aug 21, 2002, 09:50 AM

"are you looking at my bum??? bum looker... cheeky monkey!"

topicolo

Aug 21, 2002, 09:58 AM

"what's happening with my eyes?"

irmongoose

Aug 23, 2002, 08:44 AM

Any more??

irmongoose

dnte42

Aug 23, 2002, 08:54 AM

Stupid dog, always does it right on the doorstep. These are new shoes too...wait, why is a mongoose wearing shoes?

monkeydo_jb

Aug 23, 2002, 01:08 PM

"When his head comes into view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!"

Ensign Paris

Aug 23, 2002, 01:24 PM

"He wont find that one, not till he changes his boots"

Ensign

monkeydo_jb

Aug 23, 2002, 01:24 PM

"I am Jack's logical side of the brain. The side that chooses to use a mac."

Sun Baked

Aug 24, 2002, 04:11 AM

To quote a rather odd thread title:

Originally posted by ifeelbloated

"My face is killing me"

King Cobra

Aug 24, 2002, 07:49 AM

I must say, goose, you seem to be getting a little high about yourself, more than I can say about my dreaded signature sale one, which I decided to give up. :rolleyes:

To play in the fun:
"..." I forgot. :confused:

But I think Baked put what you said best. :D :rolleyes:

If you want a few funny phrases, check out the Moose program I have listed for my sig. Knowing how moose and geese get along, you will probably like this one. :p

irmongoose

Aug 24, 2002, 08:33 AM

Okay, King Cobra. It's just a little fun... but try to remeber what you were going to submit!

irmongoose

brogers

Aug 24, 2002, 08:37 AM

"Excuse me while I try out this new Power Mac."

mnkeybsness

Aug 24, 2002, 12:40 PM

ha ha ha ha ...

i'm sorry but that doesn't look like a mongoose so i've got no sentence for it

MacBandit

Aug 25, 2002, 01:19 AM

Please kill me and end my tortured, poorly drawn, animated existence!!!!

MacMaster

Aug 25, 2002, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by MacBandit
Please kill me and end my tortured, poorly drawn, animated existence!!!!
Good one!:)

scem0

Aug 25, 2002, 02:13 AM

"Where am I going today?"

:D :D :D :D

zimv20

Aug 25, 2002, 02:38 AM

Grr. Argh.

Sun Baked

Aug 25, 2002, 04:35 AM

"Oh god, I hope they don't realize I'm just a squirrel in disguise."

MacMaster

Aug 25, 2002, 02:29 PM

Ah ha! Secret Squirrel!:D

job

Aug 25, 2002, 02:35 PM

how about :

Fatum Iustum Stultorum - "The just fate of the foolish."

or :

Ex Cathedra - "Out of the easy chair."

or :

Vestrum Excrucibo - "Your torture."

all of these come from Marathon 2.

i personally like my sig, "here to stay"

Eliot

Aug 25, 2002, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by monkeydo_jb:
When his head comes into view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!"

"My way's not very sportsmanlike......."

MidnightRambler

Aug 25, 2002, 09:03 PM

" intercourse cobras"

LimeiBook86

Aug 26, 2002, 03:04 AM

1. MOOF!
2. I didn't undersatnd the question
3. Who's in the what now?
4. Don't tell me what to do!
5. I don't think thats such a good idea... BOOM!!!!!

Well those are mine! I think I misunderstood the question, ;)

DeadlyBreakfast

Sep 4, 2002, 12:31 PM

"...Ok..how do I vote again..oh yea....Dam chads."

bbarnhart

Sep 4, 2002, 02:20 PM

"I wish I had a new dual PowerMac"

petee

Sep 4, 2002, 03:13 PM

1. Must control Fists of Death!!!
2. Pull my finger!
3. "Hey, what's this button do?" (Nuclear Explosion, Giant radioactive cloud killing everyone except the cockroaches who think they have died and gone to heaven.)
4. I'm feeling so 2 dimensional today.

petee

Sep 4, 2002, 03:15 PM

"That's MY X! I do not give you permission to touch my X!! That is unwanted touching!"

bousozoku

Sep 5, 2002, 12:14 AM

"What the heck is X?"

irmongoose

Sep 6, 2002, 08:00 AM

OK.. contest over. Thanks everyone. It's all done.

(I bet this is gong to be the saddest Macrumors contest in history...) :p

Anyways... good job everyone... and now to decide...

hrmmmmm.....

irmongoose

irmongoose

Sep 6, 2002, 08:10 AM

Done.

Congrats Sun Baked. YoU wIn.

Good job and thanks to everyone who participated.

:D

WHAT IS THE X????

irmongoose