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anjinha
Aug 10, 2010, 10:57 AM
Funny stuff. :D

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

GoCubsGo
Aug 10, 2010, 10:59 AM
That was so ***** awesome!

iShater
Aug 10, 2010, 11:01 AM
Blocked by proxy!

NSFW? or just the link?

Blue Velvet
Aug 10, 2010, 11:02 AM
Nice. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater:


While a flight from Pittsburgh to New York was taxiing on the runway around noon yesterday, as is the custom on planes everywhere, a passenger jumped up to get her belongings from the overhead before the captain had turned off the seat belt sign. Slater asked her to sit down. The passenger refused, and her luggage hit Slater in the head. And when Slater's demand for an apology was allegedly met with a "Feck you," he didn't respond with a tight-slipped smile and a "Buh bye."

Instead, he got on the plane's public address system, and as the plane pulled up to the gate, said something to the effect of, "To the fecking ashole that told me to feck off, it’s been a good 28 years!" He then grabbed some beer off the beverage cart, activated the inflatable evacuation slide, slid off the plane, ran to the parking lot and drove home. When officials caught up with him to arrest him for his shenanigans, he was allegedly having sex with his "partner."

http://www.salon.com/news/air_travel/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2010/08/10/steven_slater_viral_star

Now, that's how to leave a job.

rdowns
Aug 10, 2010, 11:05 AM
That was great.

andalusia
Aug 10, 2010, 11:11 AM
Hahaha! That's fantastic! What a way to quit. I'm confused about the HOPA/HPOA though... I think she got that wrong.

iShater
Aug 10, 2010, 11:13 AM
Can someone post the actual thing please? unless NSFW of course. :o

andalusia
Aug 10, 2010, 11:14 AM
Can someone post the actual thing please? unless NSFW of course. :o

There are 33 pictures... rather a lot to post I'm afraid. It is safe for work though.

yayitsezekiel
Aug 10, 2010, 11:17 AM
lol what was awesome! That spencer guy sounds like a superficial idiot...that girl was actually pretty cute :p

ucfgrad93
Aug 10, 2010, 11:20 AM
Funny stuff. :D

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/

Sweet!:D That was awesome!

bradl
Aug 10, 2010, 11:22 AM
lol what was awesome! That spencer guy sounds like a superficial idiot...that girl was actually pretty cute :p

More like a superficial, MICROMANAGING idiot. The employees obviously know how to do their job, but they don't need to be monitored on it at his whim. I worked at a place like that, and it felt like spying on me and not trusting the work that I do. So yes, I think this Spencer guy did deserve it.

And I also agree.. she's hot. Looks and brains. Hot.

BL.

Xavier
Aug 10, 2010, 11:28 AM
I thought the girl was attractive, and that guy sounds like your typical office "big shot."

I don't think that was a uncalled for way of quitting, and it was very entertaining. I bet that Spencer feels like a real idiot.

heehee
Aug 10, 2010, 11:29 AM
She is a HPOA. :D

Raid
Aug 10, 2010, 11:30 AM
Good stuff, funny but not a really good idea if you're looking for references.

Hahaha! That's fantastic! What a way to quit. I'm confused about the HOPA/HPOA though... I think she got that wrong.

Actually I think she was saying that Spencer got the acronym wrong and she worked it out.

anjinha
Aug 10, 2010, 11:32 AM
Actually I think she was saying that Spencer got the acronym wrong and she worked it out.

That's what I thought too.

dXTC
Aug 10, 2010, 11:33 AM
Can someone post the actual thing please? unless NSFW of course. :o
Here's a text version, but you simply MUST see the pictures to get the full effect.

Rather attractive young woman with smart, fashionable eyewear holds up a Dry Erase board; each picture holds one in a series of sentences. Her facial expression in each picture more or less matches the sentiment of the words depicted.

Happy Monday Everybody!

I QUIT

I've learned a lot these past 2 years

And I'm going to miss all of you

Except one

I'm looking @ you Spencer

Being your assistant's been a special hell (decorated with red flames)

I put up with your temper

and your bad breath

Because I wanted to be a broker

On Friday I transferred you a call

I was about to hang up

When I heard you call me a HOPA

HOPA??

(shakes Dry Erase board to rearrange H O P A letters)

H(ot) P(iece) O(f) A(s*)

Is that really all you thought of me?

Did you ever wonder...

Why everybody in the office called the trash...

A garbage diSpencer?

Office morale is down since you installed the "little office snitch"...

so you could monitor how we spend our time online

So I wondered

(in thought balloon) How does Spencer spend his time online?

You gave me the codes after all

4 hrs/week Scottrade

5.3 hrs/week TechCrunch

and Drumroll...

19.7 hrs/week playing FARMVILLE

WOW

So this HPOA's moving on

Although I don't have another job

Something tells me I'll be just fine :)
-------------
In other words, the boss just got pwned.

kernkraft
Aug 10, 2010, 11:35 AM
She's hot and when I learnt about Spencer's internet habits, I kind of expected Macrumors or some gadget blogs to appear.

But it's mostly Farmville. I suppose, once you go farmville, you never look back. :)

bobr1952
Aug 10, 2010, 11:44 AM
Very cool story--and she is certainly a cutie--especially when she accentuates the point by changing out of her office attire. I'm sure she'll get a new job soon. :cool:

kernkraft
Aug 10, 2010, 11:46 AM
Nice. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater:




Now, that's how to leave a job.

How about this one?

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23865570-emergency-exit-for-angry-air-steward-who-turned-the-air-blue.do


“To the passenger who called me a mother*****r, ******* you."



EDIT: honestly, I just saw your comment 'That's how to leave a job' and I immediately thought of the flight attendant story. :) I just found out that you beat me to it.

DylanLikesPorn
Aug 10, 2010, 11:50 AM
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :o People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

I think she would do well as a porn actress in her next job.

dXTC
Aug 10, 2010, 11:55 AM
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :o People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

I think she would do well as a porn actress in her next job.

I think that was just part of the facial expression in that first pic. Besides, prescription eyeglasses tend to distort the size of objects behind them (think Milton in "Office Space" for an extreme case of this).

As for your suggestion of her next profession... well, you'd be a connoisseur of that, huh? :p

telecomm
Aug 10, 2010, 11:56 AM
Nice. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater.

Now, that's how to leave a job.

:D

Yeah, that was great, I caught it this morning on the NYT website (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/10/nyregion/10attendant.html?partner=rss&emc=rss).

bartelby
Aug 10, 2010, 11:58 AM
I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater.

Now, that's how to leave a job.

It certainly is!
The guy has style!

JLatte
Aug 10, 2010, 12:21 PM
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :o People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

I think she would do well as a porn actress in her next job.

And in the 3rd picture, her other eye is bigger than the 1st... it's called facial expressions. If the only thing you can critique is her eye sizes, lets see a picture of you since you must be the shining beacon of beauty. I would be willing to bet she's more attractive than anyone you could end up with, so your little stunt at "criticizing others while cowering behind a veil of internet anonymity" is idiotic at best. :rolleyes:

RawBert
Aug 10, 2010, 12:40 PM
Pretty funny. She got that rat bastard good. I love a good quiting story, especially with pictures.

The girl's got a bit of a huge forehead - but other than that... she's a Hot Piece of Ass. ;)

DylanLikesPorn
Aug 10, 2010, 01:44 PM
And in the 3rd picture, her other eye is bigger than the 1st... it's called facial expressions. If the only thing you can critique is her eye sizes, lets see a picture of you since you must be the shining beacon of beauty. I would be willing to bet she's more attractive than anyone you could end up with, so your little stunt at "criticizing others while cowering behind a veil of internet anonymity" is idiotic at best. :rolleyes:

But you agree she'd make a great porn actress, no?

scotty96LSC
Aug 10, 2010, 02:08 PM
Classic.

Melrose
Aug 10, 2010, 02:13 PM
Talk about a burn... :D

That girl knows how to go out with style.

andalusia
Aug 10, 2010, 02:14 PM
Actually I think she was saying that Spencer got the acronym wrong and she worked it out.

Ah I see now. Thanks for the explanation :)

JLatte
Aug 10, 2010, 02:34 PM
But you agree she'd make a great porn actress, no?

*sigh* I will admit that I can't argue with that.

Sdashiki
Aug 10, 2010, 02:36 PM
Why is this in a bunch of markerboard images?

Like that hipster guy who loaded the same on his camera should it ever be stolen.

I mean, its effective, but it screams "im so hip and with it". :rolleyes:

heehee
Aug 10, 2010, 02:40 PM
Why is this in a bunch of markerboard images?

Like that hipster guy who loaded the same on his camera should it ever be stolen.

I mean, its effective, but it screams "im so hip and with it". :rolleyes:

Last day with time to kill? :D

dukebound85
Aug 10, 2010, 02:41 PM
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :o People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

I think she would do well as a porn actress in her next job.

You someone who studies faces?

How do you make the jump from asymmetrical faces to being good at porn?

bruinsrme
Aug 10, 2010, 02:44 PM
HOPA= HOt Piece of Ass

dXTC
Aug 10, 2010, 02:57 PM
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :o People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.


You someone who studies faces?



More importantly: Do you think his gaze even makes it to the face? :D
Just kidding, Dylan; of course it does-- it's not called a pearl necklace for nothing. LOL

ethical
Aug 10, 2010, 04:12 PM
Haha nice! I love theChive, check that site every day!

Dagless
Aug 10, 2010, 04:43 PM
There's no way she did that to get attention online. I guess it works as a way to tell people she's looking for a job, which is smart.

rhett7660
Aug 10, 2010, 04:50 PM
She is a HPOA. :D

Yeah she is. If this really did happen, this is priceless!!!

maestrocasa
Aug 10, 2010, 04:53 PM
cute, cute, cute. seriously hpoa.

MattSepeta
Aug 10, 2010, 05:04 PM
Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.

pukifloyd
Aug 10, 2010, 05:25 PM
this is hilarious! :D

Ttownbeast
Aug 10, 2010, 05:35 PM
I figure if I ever quit my day job it'll be worth the indecent exposure charges as I do buck naked back flips going out the front door.

dmr727
Aug 10, 2010, 06:19 PM
Nice. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater:

Now, that's how to leave a job.

This story has been the talk around here all day. Hilarious! We especially give him credit for grabbing the beers before jumping ship. :D

Darth.Titan
Aug 10, 2010, 06:34 PM
Anybody else notice that it appears she has an iPhone 4 in her front pocket in picture #32?

(Yes I stared at that pic a while... what of it? :o)

http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-emails-entire-office-33-photos/amazing-girl-quits-30/

yojitani
Aug 10, 2010, 11:33 PM
Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.

Yeah, that's how I feel.

Where I work calling someone a HOPA (which I'd never heard of before today) would be considered sexual harassment and would be grounds for dismissal. Rightfully so IMHO.

ARF900
Aug 10, 2010, 11:52 PM
Looks like quitting your job with style is a popular trend this week.

ethical
Aug 11, 2010, 03:21 AM
Looks like the skeptics were right:

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/

steviem
Aug 11, 2010, 03:34 AM
But you agree she'd make a great porn actress, no?

Look like the skeptics were right:

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/

Those exaggerated expressions do indicate someone who's been to acting class. Although, yes, she would be great in adult entertainment ;)

niuniu
Aug 11, 2010, 05:15 AM
Wow, I loved that! Someone give her a job in a brokerage pronto :)

telecomm
Aug 11, 2010, 05:17 AM
Wow, I loved that! Someone give her a job in a brokerage pronto :)

Because brokerages are badly in need of actors. :D

niuniu
Aug 11, 2010, 05:21 AM
So it's a fake .. Foiled again :(

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/

Dagless
Aug 11, 2010, 07:17 AM
So I guess I was right in a way.

Roric
Aug 11, 2010, 07:58 AM
So it's a fake .. Foiled again :(

http://thechive.com/2010/08/11/a-word-from-jenny-16-photos/

She is still a HPOA. :D

R94N
Aug 11, 2010, 09:45 AM
That's a shame. Still, a pretty good idea though.

MattSepeta
Aug 11, 2010, 11:25 AM
Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.

Couldn't resist. :D:D:D:D

ME FTW!

localoid
Aug 11, 2010, 12:48 PM
Personally, I'd rate it as a full on double rainbow, all the way (FODRATW) buzz, simply because it was so intense...

Acorn
Aug 11, 2010, 01:06 PM
nevermind *edited if its a fake. if its a fake whats the point of commenting on it

decksnap
Aug 11, 2010, 05:57 PM
Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.

I didn't believe it because of the quality of the photos. Way too well lit/shot.

Jaro65
Aug 11, 2010, 07:30 PM
Good for her! Hopefully she finds a more rewarding position soon.

PlaceofDis
Aug 11, 2010, 07:39 PM
funny, but seriously i don't get the people who were behind this. just screams 'looking for attention' type of thing that they do repeatedly. its juvenile.

dukebound85
Aug 11, 2010, 07:48 PM
Good for her! Hopefully she finds a more rewarding position soon.

funny, but seriously i don't get the people who were behind this. just screams 'looking for attention' type of thing that they do repeatedly. its juvenile.

Guys, it was a hoax. She is an actress. Look in the thread for the link where she admits it

iJohnHenry
Aug 11, 2010, 07:53 PM
She is an actress.

And a good one too. The camera loves her.

Give me more of this, and less of the dullards on "Reality TV".

PlaceofDis
Aug 11, 2010, 07:56 PM
Guys, it was a hoax. She is an actress. Look in the thread for the link where she admits it

thats exactly why i said what i did. they're just playing hoaxes to gain attention. its childish.

Rodimus Prime
Aug 11, 2010, 07:59 PM
thats exactly why i said what i did. they're just playing hoaxes to gain attention. its childish.
well as a hoax it was still pretty funny.

iJohnHenry
Aug 11, 2010, 08:01 PM
That's exactly why I said what I did. They're just playing hoaxes to gain attention. It's childish.

Have you watched any American commercial television lately??

Same crap, but no where near as entertaining.

PlaceofDis
Aug 11, 2010, 08:04 PM
Have you watched any American commercial television lately??

Same crap, but no where near as entertaining.

i haven't and i don't really intend to. ;)

iJohnHenry
Aug 11, 2010, 08:07 PM
I haven't, and I don't really intend to. ;)

Me either, for a couple of years.

Which is probably why I found her "act" to be fetching. :)

DylanLikesPorn
Aug 11, 2010, 09:19 PM
Good for her! Hopefully she finds a more rewarding position soon.

There's several positions I have in mind I think she might enjoy.

Mac Kiwi
Aug 11, 2010, 09:37 PM
I wonder how many companies { with a guy called Spencer } were getting sideways looks for a while over this hoax.

localoid
Aug 12, 2010, 01:14 AM
thats exactly why i said what i did. they're just playing hoaxes to gain attention. its childish.

Well, duh! Playing childish hoaxes (to gain attention) and porn were the reasons why the Internet was invented.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/72/Einsteinsconstantlulzloop.jpg

MattSepeta
Aug 12, 2010, 09:24 AM
funny, but seriously i don't get the people who were behind this. just screams 'looking for attention' type of thing that they do repeatedly. its juvenile.

Reality TV.

Everyone thinks they deserve the spotlight. I hope this actress never finds work.

Am I a bad person :o

MacBoobsPro
Aug 12, 2010, 09:26 AM
Its all a hoax!

djmodifyd
Aug 12, 2010, 09:47 AM
read the bottom...its a hoax

otherwise it would have been great!

click on the reveal her identity button