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Blue Velvet
Aug 11, 2010, 08:03 PM
An upstate New York cat named Navarro was rescued Sunday night from the trunk of a car at a traffic stop, where he was marinating in oil and spices and on his way to becoming his owner's next meal.

Awww.

Police in Buffalo arrested 51-year-old Gary L. Korkuc after they pulled him over for blowing through a stop sign, and found four-year-old Navarro marinating in his trunk in a mixture of oil, crushed red peppers, chili pepper and salt. Spicy! So why would Korkuc want to eat his cat? According to a memo from the staff at the local SPCA (http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article97630.ece), obtained by the Buffalo News, Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful." He told police that Navarro was mean to him. The memo added, "Do not under any circumstances adopt to this man ever again." Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Navarro has already been adopted by a family, and his new name is Oliver.

http://gawker.com/5609931/marinated-cat-rescued-from-car-trunk-before-becoming-owners-meal


http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/08/500x_navarro.jpg

Counterfit
Aug 12, 2010, 02:43 AM
Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful."

He just described about 90% of all cats.

steviem
Aug 12, 2010, 02:53 AM
So that's why the police stop people going through traffic lights!

ValSalva
Aug 14, 2010, 08:06 PM
He just described about 90% of all cats.

...or women... but seriously, this guy is clearly mentally ill.

appleguy123
Aug 14, 2010, 08:10 PM
Where can I find a video of this news story? The Gawker one was removed.

ucfgrad93
Aug 14, 2010, 08:48 PM
He just described about 90% of all cats.

More like 99.9% of all cats.;)

...or women... but seriously, this guy is clearly mentally ill.

Agreed. He should be held for a psych evaluation.

ouimetnick
Aug 14, 2010, 09:00 PM
Very cruel. I have two cats and love them.

Blue Velvet
Aug 14, 2010, 09:05 PM
Where can I find a video of this news story? The Gawker one was removed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmXVxyNwSxE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A3_qVq-KWg

:)

telecomm
Aug 15, 2010, 04:36 AM
This guy clearly has no idea how to marinate anything.

rhett7660
Aug 15, 2010, 04:38 AM
Wow..... I mean if he want's to eat a cat, I don't think there is a law in NY that says he can't is there???

But he really needs learn how to marinate thou. I don't know how could the marinating would be if the cat is still alive and furry!

spillproof
Aug 15, 2010, 04:46 AM
I thought you were not suppose to change an animal's name.

But anyway, glad the cat is safe. He must have smelled good though after the "bath"

Lord Blackadder
Aug 15, 2010, 12:08 PM
The first clue that he's crazy was that he failed to kill the cat and dress the meat before marinating. Duh.

Although, that little screw-up obviously worked in the cat's favor!

I'm also curious what the man said that led to the police looking in his trunk...maybe he offered them grilled cat kabobs or something?

DylanLikesPorn
Aug 15, 2010, 12:10 PM
kitty stir fry. yummy.

ouimetnick
Aug 15, 2010, 12:12 PM
The first clue that he's crazy was that he failed to kill the cat and dress the meat before marinating. Duh.

Although, that little screw-up obviously worked in the cat's favor!

I'm also curious what the man said that led to the police looking in his trunk...maybe he offered them grilled cat kabobs or something?

The video said the police heard a scratching sound coming from the guys trunk. And there was a cat in there making the scratching noise.

RITZFit
Aug 15, 2010, 12:43 PM
oh god...that story made my day :D

Ttownbeast
Aug 15, 2010, 01:13 PM
http://sweetchicken.stlouisblogs.org/alf.jpg

Maybe its just a cultural issue, perhaps this guys ancestors have a traditional recipe for trunk marinated cat.

renewed
Aug 15, 2010, 10:22 PM
Is it weird that I wonder why they popped the trunk?

iJohnHenry
Aug 16, 2010, 08:58 AM
Is it weird that I wonder why they popped the trunk?

Hello? Meow!!!!

ethical
Aug 16, 2010, 10:32 AM
This guy clearly has no idea how to marinate anything.

Hahaha this made me LOL. I had to explain to my co-worker why I just burst out laughing.

psycoswimmer
Aug 16, 2010, 01:15 PM
My hometown's been so popular in national news recently... this, then the gang shooting downtown.. wonderful!

chrmjenkins
Aug 19, 2010, 05:23 PM
Is it weird that I wonder why they popped the trunk?

The cat, hearing the officer's presence, politely requested that the officer come speak with him at the trunk. After making small talk about the weather and the smell of canned tuna, they mutually agreed that the cat's current state of bondage and indentured going to be served was not acceptable.

iJohnHenry
Aug 19, 2010, 05:27 PM
The cat, hearing the officer's presence, politely requested that the officer come speak with him at the trunk. After making small talk about the weather and the smell of canned tuna, they mutually agreed that the cat's current state of bondage and indentured going to be served.

It is amazing, is it not, that several have failed to notice that the cat was alive. :rolleyes:

j0hnnys
Aug 20, 2010, 02:20 PM
Korkuc said he no longer wanted Navarro because the cat was "possessive, greedy and wasteful."
He also described 95% of WoW players.

chown33
Aug 20, 2010, 03:14 PM
He also described 95% of WoW players.

Try marinating them and see if they improve.

j0hnnys
Aug 21, 2010, 03:00 AM
Try marinating them and see if they improve.

Maybe women will have better taste in them, too. (Not really...)

redAPPLE
Aug 21, 2010, 05:41 AM
well, i guess the man just wanted to eat *****...

edit: wha? the word is censored?

but, but... it is a normal word, no?

according to merriam webster:
Main Entry: 1pussy
Pronunciation: \ˈpu̇-sē\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural puss·ies
Etymology: 1puss
Date: 1726
1 : cat
2 : a catkin of the ***** willow

bamaworks
Aug 21, 2010, 05:48 AM
At least he used some tasty spices for the marinade.

j0hnnys
Aug 22, 2010, 01:52 AM
Oh cmon, what man doesn't love pu$$y?

yayitsezekiel
Aug 22, 2010, 01:55 AM
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redAPPLE
Aug 22, 2010, 02:51 AM
i guess he missed the part, where he has to shave the pu$$y first... before eating uhm... yeah.

:D

bamaworks
Aug 22, 2010, 06:26 AM
i guess he missed the part, where he has to shave the pu$$y first... before eating uhm... yeah.

:D

I'm just curious as to how he planned on killing it. Imagine him trying to grab hold of an oiled up cat in an attempt to manually dispatch it. It's a hilarious image in a morbid sort of way.

iJohnHenry
Aug 22, 2010, 08:35 AM
I'm just curious as to how he planned on killing it. Imagine him trying to grab hold of an oiled up cat in an attempt to manually dispatch it. It's a hilarious image in a morbid sort of way.

This it too funny.

You expecting rational thought from this guy.

:D

andiwm2003
Aug 23, 2010, 02:26 PM
any update on the nutcase? i hope they fine him a huge amount of money and make him do community service till he turns blue. I guess real jailtime is not gonna happen. unfortunately. as mitigating circumstances he can only show that he used extra virgin oil.....

mscriv
Sep 3, 2010, 09:17 AM
33 posts and no one has made a comment yet about the kitty only having 8 lives left. :)

iJohnHenry
Sep 3, 2010, 09:24 AM
33 posts and no one has made a comment yet about the kitty only having 8 lives left. :)

*re-reads your sheepskin again* ;)

Abstract
Sep 4, 2010, 07:32 PM
I was so surprised when I read the article and found out the man was not Chinese. :p

iJohnHenry
Sep 4, 2010, 07:54 PM
I was so surprised when I read the article and found out the man was not Chinese. :p

You want one from column A, or the meow from column B????

Sixtafoua
Sep 10, 2010, 09:23 PM
I find it funny that cows, chickens, pigs, and all other animals people eat are being tortured and killed everyday unnoticed, but when one cat is almost killed, everyone gets upset.

Btw, I'm a vegetarian if you haven't noticed.:)

TheOnlyJon
Sep 24, 2010, 02:54 PM
Is it bad that I want to know what spices he was using?

But really, that's pretty twisted.

capple
Sep 25, 2010, 02:03 PM
I find it funny that cows, chickens, pigs, and all other animals people eat are being tortured and killed everyday unnoticed, but when one cat is almost killed, everyone gets upset.

Btw, I'm a vegetarian if you haven't noticed.:)


I only eat meat because cutting down plants hurts my feelings

Tomorrow
Sep 25, 2010, 02:08 PM
I find it funny that cows, chickens, pigs, and all other animals people eat are being tortured and killed everyday unnoticed, but when one cat is almost killed, everyone gets upset.

Btw, I'm a vegetarian if you haven't noticed.:)

Dude, read the posts - they're upset because he was marinating a live cat. The meat should be properly skinned and dressed before marinating.

As much as I dislike cats, I can't approve of mistreating them.

LeoNobilis
Sep 27, 2010, 09:51 AM
This is how rednecks react to a scumbag trying to kill a cat! You find it "funny", hé! What a hopelessly aberrant "culture"! Hence our profound sense of superiority and contempt towards Americans. Bloody emptyheads...

Tomorrow
Sep 27, 2010, 12:27 PM
Who's a redneck? Who thinks it's funny? :confused:

Americans by and large aren't too keen on eating felines. Rednecks, in particular, prefer beef or maybe pork.

chrmjenkins
Sep 27, 2010, 12:43 PM
This is how rednecks react to a scumbag trying to kill a cat! You find it "funny", hé! What a hopelessly aberrant "culture"! Hence our profound sense of superiority and contempt towards Americans. Bloody emptyheads...

Someone should help you off that horse.

patrick0brien
Sep 27, 2010, 01:13 PM
Who's a redneck? Who thinks it's funny? :confused:

Americans by and large aren't too keen on eating felines. Rednecks, in particular, prefer beef or maybe pork.

...or other rednecks.

Hey! SOMEBODY had to say it!

-LeoNobilis

Our culture also thrives in using the attempt to find even the smallest sliver of absurdity in a situation to cope with said situation.

I hope this elevates your understanding some.

dXTC
Sep 29, 2010, 11:47 AM
The cat's comments on the matter, after settling into his new home...