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  • About keysofanxiety
    Computer(s)
    2012 MBP 15", 16GB RAM, 256GB SSD. 2005 1.67GHz PB G4.
    Biography
    I have an altar in my house dedicated to Steve Jobs. Every few weeks, I give my credit card as an offering, to appease the beast. He rewards me with lots of debt, and a shiny new Apple product. Then every year a thinner and lighter altar is released.
    Location
    In a house that defies physics by being colder than absolute zero.
    Interests
    I always seem to find myself staring into a glass of red. The doctors say I have a problem, but as it stops my hands from shaking, I don't think they understand the medicinal benefits of alcohol.
    Occupation
    Stuck behind a desk, cursing Windows on a daily basis.
    Song Recs
    0
  • Signature
    - "How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?"
    - "He found a way ... he found a way."

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  • Join Date: Nov 23, 2011

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