I might kill my neighbor and the carpet guys downstairs.

[iGary]

All.Freaking.Day.

Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound

As the stretch in the new carpet in the joint below me.

Now, the guy in the unit next to me just had a cord of wood delivered, which he does every year, had it dumped on the sidewalk in front of the hadicapped ramp, and will now proceed to stack it on his balcony so I can listen to that half the night.

I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS EFFING APARTMENT.

 

[katie ta achoo]

Take a trip down to the Apple store?

Ooo.. I don't know how cold it is up there, but you could grab your iPod and go for a jog.
Or to the park for some people-watchin'.

I hope they finish soon.. oy!

 

[xsedrinam]

Beneath us: Loud, shouting abusive young couple with a crying baby. Just dandy for line by line book work. Trade ya'. Or better yet, maybe we could negotiate a mutual deal with a third party hit man?
P.S. I didn't mention, they like rap....great gift rap. At least the baby will grow up having rhythm.

 

[XNine]

Well, I usually charge 6k a head. But I'll do a package deal and do 4 for 12k for ya.

 

[Josh]

Be careful saying that. You don't know who @ the pentagon is reading it right now

 

[Sun Baked]

Just make sure you use the new knives.

 

[XNine]

Be careful saying that. You don't know who @ the pentagon is reading it right now

Oh yeah, Bush's friendly surveilance techniques. Piece of ****.

As for knives, you know what they say: "Guns for show, knives for a pro."

iGary, c'mon man. 12k. That's cheaper then your dream Mac.

 

[Don't panic]

I might kill my neighbor and the carpet guys downstairs.

as long as you post pictures afterwards.

 

[TheMonarch]

Fight back!

Turn up your 1000 watt 7.1 theatre system full blast!


*shifty eyes*

 

[greatdevourer]

So this is what your knives thread was about...

I'd use a breadknife in one hand and a meat cleaver in the other and get him with a pincer attack

 

[iGary]

Beneath us: Loud, shouting abusive young couple with a crying baby. Just dandy for line by line book work. Trade ya'. Or better yet, maybe we could negotiate a mutual deal with a third party hit man?
P.S. I didn't mention, they like rap....great gift rap. At least the baby will grow up having rhythm.

It is usually very quiet here. I actually live in ths same unit about 10 years ago and that's kind of why I wanted to move here when we left DC.

Just one of those days.

 

[xsedrinam]

Fight back!

Turn up your 1000 watt 7.1 theatre system full blast!


*shifty eyes*

Helter Skelter is like, so old school.
The couple below are potheads. (I smell the earth, sweet, under my feet). So O, for your signature trademark, you could flip them off before the whack. That'd be killing two stoned with one bird.....


Just kidding

 

[Kobushi]

All.Freaking.Day.

Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound Pound

As the stretch in the new carpet in the joint below me.

Now, the guy in the unit next to me just had a cord of wood delivered, which he does every year, had it dumped on the sidewalk in front of the hadicapped ramp, and will now proceed to stack it on his balcony so I can listen to that half the night.

You've practicaly written the solution to your own dilemma. Catch the guy below you when he's particulary high on carpet glue fumes. Bludgen him with his carpet stretcher (don't go for the knees, they wear pads). The body can be rolled up in his own carpet and tossed in the dumpster.

For the guy next to you: It's cold in Maryland right now, right? Water down the handicap ramp until it ices over and "assist" your neighbor with stacking logs in his arms. A good push ought to take the fight out of him and he can be finished off with a good heavy log. The body can be burned with his own wood.


Merry Christmas everyone!
*does the snoopy dance*

 

[Lord Blackadder]

Damn, that sounds annoying.

My best friend had to deal with a very passionate couple next door to him during his undergrad years in an apartment, you know what I mean. Not the kind of background noise I would want.

 

[iGary]

You've practicaly written the solution to your own dilemma. Catch the guy below you when he's particulary high on carpet glue fumes. Bludgen him with his carpet stretcher (don't go for the knees, they wear pads). The body can be rolled up in his own carpet and tossed in the dumpster.

For the guy above you: It's cold in Maryland right now, right? Water down the handicap ramp until it ices over and "assist" your neighbor with stacking logs in his arms. A good push ought to take the fight out of him and he can be finished off with a good heavy log. The body can be burned with his own wood.


Merry Christmas everyone!
*does the snoopy dance*

*runs outside*

 

[cr2sh]

Take some pictures Gary. Then we can play a photoshop insult game and you can leave the printed results on his door... everyday for the rest of the week.

 

[floyde]

The apartment that's just above mine is inhabited my a group of hyperactive marble-wielding brats. I usually like to be around children, but these kids don't even play with their marbles, they simply drop them every 3 seconds to see how much they can bounce. The problem is that their floor is also my roof so I get to hear the whole show, which can last as long as 3 hours . I can assure you, There is naught nor ought there be, a sound as annoying and disturbing as a million marbles bouncing on your roof These children were sent by God to punish me, I know this

 

[Kobushi]

The apartment that's just above mine is inhabited my a group of hyperactive marble-wielding brats. I usually like to be around children, but these kids don't even play with their marbles, they simply drop them every 3 seconds to see how much they can bounce. The problem is that their floor is also my roof so I get to hear the whole show, which can last as long as 3 hours . I can assure you, There is naught nor ought there be, a sound as annoying and disturbing as a million marbles bouncing on your roof These children were sent by God to punish me, I know this

Sorry, my solutions don't cover "acts of God".

 

[yellow]

Well, at least if you off the carpet guy, you have something to roll him up in..

 

[billyboy]

I once paid about $400 for a hotel room. Not only was my guest violently sick in the night after her meal , and at 10am we were woken up by the carpet layers banging away upstairs. A bit annoying to put it mildly.

 

[Sun Baked]

Are you cleaning the blood stains off the floors today, or sleeping...

 

[iGary]

All is quiet today.

Just cleaned the whole house, got some stuff ready for the post, trying to talk myself into a shower and maybe actually get some work done today.

I didn't kill anyone. I love my iPod.

 

[xsedrinam]

All is quiet today.

Just cleaned the whole house, got some stuff ready for the post, trying to talk myself into a shower and maybe actually get some work done today.

I didn't kill anyone. I love my iPod.

And the couple with the baby downstairs were strangely quiet, today. Somebody call off Onizuka before it's too late.

 

[iHateWindows]

I don't think you really wanna post something like that online.

 

[Dr. Dastardly]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

Or better yet, maybe we could negotiate a mutual deal with a third party hit man?