Originally posted by Powerbook G5
An Apple sponsored holy war against Microsoft. They'll call it iCrusade and Steve will ride up to Redmond on a white horse with a bright brushed aluminum sword in hand. Soon, the next Apple retail store will open up where Microsoft's HQ stood. They will give away free shirts and Panther keychains. Afterwards, business will continue as usual.
Each of you is a single cell in the great body of the state. And today, that great body has purged itself of parasites. We have triumphed over the unprincipled of facts. The thugs and wreckers have been cast out. Let each and every cell rejoice! For today we celebrate the first anniversary of the Information Purifcation Directive. We have created, for the first time in history, a garden of pure iodology where each worker may bloom secure from the pest purveying contradictory and confusing truths. Our unification of though is more powerful than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people. With one will. One resolve. One cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, abd we will bury them with their own confusion. We Shall Prevail!