Introducing the iSwitch (patent pending) A revolutionary device that attaches to your iPods dock connector. If someone attempts to mug you, the iSwitch detects the aggressor and activates the 6in switch blade which deploys from the base of your iPod, you are now much safer from the mugger.
-The iSwitch Team
Or maybe people just are. A $4,000 rolex is one thing, but a $250 acryllic slap on the back? Please. What a waste of time. Even petty thieves need to be more ambitious than that.