Here's the problem... I am a total newbie and do not like to read books, and cannot find anything like this on Google :S so I'd love any help I can get o_o
First, of all: welcome! we were all newbies at some point. There's nothing wrong with that.
If you ask for specific help, you'll get more support. Just realize that probably very few here are going to just give you a solution you can copy-and-paste.
If you don't like to read books, fine. But if you want to become a good programmer, you're going to want to be comfortable reading, because it will be quicker for you to be able to find and interpret pre-existing information rather than seeking help from others constantly. Just some advice as you start out.
So, if books aren't for you, what is? That will help us tailor our answers to an approach you prefer.