Apple Loses Another iPhone Prototype at a Bar

Steve lost it in the bar and was forced to step down. #conspiracy

Time to hype up and get the rumors going for the next iPhone by "losing it at the bar"..

it was taken from a Mexican restaurant and bar and may have been sold on Craigslist for $200.

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When San Francisco police and Apple's investigators visited the house, they spoke with a man in his twenties who acknowledged being at Cava 22 on the night the device went missing. But he denied knowing anything about the phone. The man gave police permission to search the house, and they found nothing, the source said.

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uh sir, i'd like to see your Apple badge before you search my house.

bars are the new elevators

NeonGreenHermit said:

"Holy sh**, it the Apple Cops. Honey, go flush it QUICK!"



The geek version of a drugs bust.

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apple cops? you mean steve job's private army?

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...!

The next memo from Tim Cook - Apple employees are no longer permitted to visit bars!

No way.

where there is 1 missing iphone prototype at a bar.... there are more to follow.

Lightening striking twice in the same spot!

You would think anyone with a top secret prototype of any electronic device would be a little more careful with the thing.

Bitch be trippin'!

Announce the %€>£¥£ phone before gizmodo does it FIRST AGAIN!

Hitler's reaction

dukebound85 said:

apple cant use find my iphone eh?

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they prbly arent allowed to use any third party apps

tennisproha said:

1) Hopefully that apple employee will be fired for a lack of responsibility. seriously, c'mon.

2) Hopefully it will be returned to apple for their sake.

that is all

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All this seems more like a plant. Almost deliberate. Like politicians with a stack of highly confidential papers under their arm getting photographed. And then the content of the top of the stack gets exposed because the paparazzi zoom in on those papers. Very suspicious.

2: No. Apple should get their act together!

so nerds really don't belong in bars

I'm starting to think that Apple is doing this on purpose. And it might not be that bad of an idea, it increases hype and brings more publicity.

johnydecali said:

they prbly arent allowed to use any third party apps

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find my iphone is from apple duh

That's amazing, I can't believe that could possibly happen twice.

If you want to know where the iPhone prototype is, go to gizmodo.com right now!

Deliberate, if it's *actually* a bona fide iPhone prototype.

And quite frankly, very clever.

A little piece - just a taste - of the next Holy Grail of smartphones left for the public to drool over and speculate on. Apple owns the tech news with this story for the next few weeks.

Remember what happened last time?

Again?!

Apple testers should really start watching their booze intake.

If this is a publicity stunt by the restaurant, it’s highly creative!

They should have had the iPhone GPS lead police and camera crews to a catered Mexican buffet, though.