Siri Easter Eggs

This is my favorite one so far!

Superfink said:

She told me she can only read txt messages to which I said "Bull ****!" she replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"

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lol

haha best thread I've seen in a long time!

Not an actual easter egg since Siri really just misunderstood me, but I still like the sentiment of it.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri: depends on wether your talking about the African or European woodchuck.

Lol I love Siri.

Dee2001 said:

Me: How old am I

Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.

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I asked this and she told me that maybe the people at the genius bar can help.

What's Victoria's secret?

Me: Beam me up Scotty

Siri: Sorry captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane More

or, alternative answer from Siri: Energizing...

It pays dividends to have alcohol prior to operation of Siri but I love the sense of humour.

K.

kwatt said:

Me: Beam me up Scotty

Siri: Sorry captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane More

or, alternative answer from Siri: Energizing...

It pays dividends to have alcohol prior to operation of Siri but I love the sense of humour.

K.

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When I said "Beam me up Scotty" she responded " Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket and empty your pockets"

Here is one I tried.. I guess I tried a little to early.

Laurlyn said:

When I said "Beam me up Scotty" she responded " Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket and empty your pockets"

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Yeah, I got another answer as well after that, can't recall what as I've been trying all sorts of things with Siri.

I am getting to the conclusion that a lot of the answers are being pulled remotely off the cloud though. Although there's many that seem to stay the same, a lot seems to change. I can't believe (for now) that all these responses are on the phone itself.

That said, it's still damned impressive overall.

K.

Q: I just pooped my pants
A: these clothing stores are not far from you

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Q: there is blood gushing from my leg.
A: I don't see any blood banks. Sorry about that.

Ask it to help you hide a dead body.

Are you a virgin?

Siri- "No Comment"

Me: Can you use the Internet?
Siri: What would you like to search for?
Me: Nothing, just asking.
Siri: Searching for 'Nothing just asking' ... and it opened safari and gave me the search results for 'Nothing just asking' ...

Me: Are you a man
Siri: Is this relevant?
Me: Yes
Siri: I suppose so.
Me: Are you a woman
Siri: I don't have a gender.

Me: What's your last name?
Siri: My name is Siri.
Me: No last name?
Siri: Ok, I didn't think so.

'Call me Master'.

You can say call me 'anything' and that's what Siri will call you from then on!

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I asked it

1.Whos your favorite person (answer:you are)
2. Tell me a joke (answer: Two iPhones walk into a bar....I forget the rest)

Me: What is a vagina?
Siri: (My Name)! Your language!
Me: Vagina is not a bad word
Siri: Oooh!


I swear I am not a 10 year old boy (even if I sometimes act like it)

Me: What is your favorite color
Siri: My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

Me: Are you wearing any underwear?
Siri: No comment.

This one really cracked me up because her tone changes when she says the last bit...

Me: So, what are you wearing?
Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

eawmp1 said:

This:
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Exactly!

me: do you miss Steve Jobs?
Siri: Of course, now can we can back to work?

Awww sensitive!