(insert name of App MacRumors staff like) was released for OS X or iOS today.
Nothing to see here folks. Just a little advertising.
Yep, because this snarky post is really contributing much.
Thank you Macrumors for posting about this app. It will likely be pulled, and if not for the post on Macrumors I would have missed my opportunity to get it.
Don't pay attention to Mr. the8thark.