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Mac'nCheese

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Feb 9, 2010
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Probably. News networks getting ready to report his death if they can stop talking about Newt for five seconds.
 
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GroundLoop

macrumors 68000
Mar 21, 2003
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Actually everyone is retracting on the death as of right now. Just in serious condition.

GL
 

foidulus

macrumors 6502a
Jan 15, 2007
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Obligatory Simpsons:

"Mr. Burns was admitted to a local hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to alive"
 

BEN779

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Apr 6, 2011
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Why does your title on the thread say Paterino? Did I miss something? Apparently he's still alive btw.
 

malman89

macrumors 68000
May 29, 2011
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Michigan
If only we could leave the sports figure news to ESPN, Yahoo!, CBSSports, etc. You know, like it usually is -- a breaking alert on Sports Center and a one line story side bar link on the news outlet of your choice. Except that's clearly not going to happen with JoePa...

Stupid media trying to get a social media/web traffic boost with premature and uninformed "sources."

The guy's gonna die in the next few hours or days, people need to back off a bit.
 

MacNut

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Jan 4, 2002
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Not sure if I should say RIP or you ducked out on answering all of the questions everyone had for you.
 
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