My thoughts:
1. OP did something stupid with his/her phone and bent the heck out of it.
2. OP wants to get a new iPhone 5 from Apple without having to pay for it.
3. OP comes to Macrumors (with a new alias than their usual) and makes up some story to see how it goes over before heading to the Apple Store
4. OP now reads through all of the posts that say it is possible and takes notes so he can try/use that at the Apple store since his "spontaneous seperation" excuse holds no water.
1. OP did something stupid with his/her phone and bent the heck out of it.
2. OP wants to get a new iPhone 5 from Apple without having to pay for it.
3. OP comes to Macrumors (with a new alias than their usual) and makes up some story to see how it goes over before heading to the Apple Store
4. OP now reads through all of the posts that say it is possible and takes notes so he can try/use that at the Apple store since his "spontaneous seperation" excuse holds no water.