Thanks for making me feel old, man.
You know what portable entertainment device I had when I was 15?
I'll tell you.
It was a stick. That stick could be anything I wanted it to be. A gun. A sword. A magic staff. A grappling hook. One of those things the guys in Tron stuck out in front of them to turn into a light cycles. That stick was an amazing thing.
Kids these days don't have it as good as we did. Sure, you've all got the flash and bang and whizz now and high resamolution retina displays now, but it lacks the soul, the
quality of the things we had back then. Your fancy tablet could never be a pirate sabre no matter how hard you tried.
Also I had one of these...
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This was what we 80's-90's kids had to use for our portable electronic entertainment, and it was awesome. Green monochrome screen, 4 AA batteries, and all. Had a whole bunch of cartridges for it, too.