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Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts

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Noted in the article, it's not the first time a woman has used her breasts as weapons, and I bet they did not look like these ;):
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A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.
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What a boob he was for falling for it. Thank you for the mammarys. There will be quite the inbreastigation into this case.
 
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The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
 
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The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
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Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!
 
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Antares said:
Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!
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Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

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We have a constitutional amendment that gives us the right to bear arms. We need one that gives usnthe right to bare breasts.
 
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Huntn said:
Incredible smothering potential in those weapons... BTW, that can't be good for one's health, especially her poor back.
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She does have some difficulty with them, yes, including back problems and having to have all her bras custom-made. Then again, she's in the Guinness Book Of World Records for the largest recorded pair of natural breasts (not modified by surgery or hormone), and gets paid pretty well as an adult model.
 
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