Is it a crime to have a vivid imagination? Not yet, but it is a crime to try to make that vision manifest particularly when yours is a vision of a hybrid man-horse centaur that can only be conceived by a forcible sexual encounter with a horse.
These are the charges that Texas native Andrew Mendoza, 29, is facing. The Smoking Gun reports that Mendoza engaged in equine rape with the hopes of conceiving a fantastical creature of legend.
I was trying to make the horse have a baby, Mendoza explained. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. He added, I aint going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.
Hopefully, the judge will take Mendozas honesty
so much honesty
into consideration before sentencing.
