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Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts
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Uh oh now the Democrats are going to try to ban titties!
I can hear it now "why do you need more than a d cup?"
I can hear it now "why do you need more than a d cup?"
The gaming industry will exploit this, I guarantee. Within 2 weeks, we will see a new iOS game by Rovio called "Angry Breasts"
Woody Allen (from Everything You Always Wanted To Kniw About Sex-Are The Findings Of Sex Researchers And Doctors Accurate?):
"A giant tit! (reports to police station whose sherrif radios, "Be on the lookout for a large breast, about a 4,000 in an x cup!"
Upon finding a victim, W.A notes, "This one must be serving half and half...yeah, the cream slowed him up and the milk killed him him"!
Can't wait to see what 'inland security' will do..send threateningly large ones to nearby orphanages with "a lot of hungry babies"!
"A giant tit! (reports to police station whose sherrif radios, "Be on the lookout for a large breast, about a 4,000 in an x cup!"
Upon finding a victim, W.A notes, "This one must be serving half and half...yeah, the cream slowed him up and the milk killed him him"!
Can't wait to see what 'inland security' will do..send threateningly large ones to nearby orphanages with "a lot of hungry babies"!
Yeah. Starring these guys...
...get it? Get it?
[crickets]
...uhm... I'm here all week?
Assault Brest Ban?
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U'r such a boobie.
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Ja, literally!
Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.?
Why would anyone need anything more than a B?
Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.?
Why would anyone need anything more than a B?
Responsible Fondlers have rights too! We demand 44" chest with expanded cups!!
No one was ever harmed by someone with an Exposed Brest Permit.
I am a responsible fondler myself, but I have to think about the greater good here.
Yeah, I am going to stop here. I am already hated here, I don't need to give the mods a reason to ban me.
The perfect woman!
One for each hand and mouth!
BTW, from where???
new TR, or one of the big shows? (CES or E3?)