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Iran: No we don't have a time machine
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It's too bad it won't go backward. Then they could apprehend and punish those spies/diplomats that escaped in '79 
But then Ben never would have gotten his Oscar?!?!?! My mind just exploded from temporal anomalies.
It's too bad it won't go backward. Then they could apprehend and punish those spies/diplomats that escaped in '79
I would think that the current policies put in place by the people in charge of Iran would be all the proof you needed that they had a time machine. At least one that went backwards.
Apparently they don't have any gays either.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/wolf-bli...d-over-controversial-no-gays-in-iran-comment/
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/wolf-bli...d-over-controversial-no-gays-in-iran-comment/
Apparently they don't have any gays either.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/wolf-bli...d-over-controversial-no-gays-in-iran-comment/
They don't if they know they are gay.
Iran is no threat to anyone.
That's absurd. They're a member of the Axis of Evil because they support terrorism. Also, they're building or have built nuclear weapons.
Nukes alone make them a threat to everybody who doesn't routinely wear lead-lined overalls and live underground in a bomb shelter.
You understand that we were getting Iranian intelligence agency help and support after 9/11...right up until Bush placed them in the axis of evil at that dumfounding speech.
Apparently they don't have any gays either.
Well actually...
"Iran: No we don't have a time machine"
...not any more.
They DO have a leader that looks like Ringo Starr........think maybe they DID go back in time and clone him?
Despite the assertion that Iran has no time machine Israeli Mossad agents have reported sightings of an advanced development DeLorean type car and recommend a preemptive strike having yesterday successfully carried out an assassination on a Dr Emmett Brown while dressed as tennis playing penguins at Tehran's new Antarctica Sports Complex.
Iran is no threat to anyone.
Articles like posted above suggest no emergency. I think they are trying to tell us something without owning up to it.
Apparently they don't have any gays either.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/wolf-bli...d-over-controversial-no-gays-in-iran-comment/
Well, actually.... Not so much gay, more like changed.... His comments may be technically correct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran