Bull. I'm actually 32.
Thanks for proving my point? You're practically prehistoric in the tech world.
I don't know why you think linking me some articles written by a bunch of idiots means anything. I could link you to some articles written by people praising the Blackberry's physical keyboard and saying that no "work" smartphone will ever catch on without one. Guess what? Those people are idiots, not to be taken seriously.
I "work" from my computers as well and comfortably type over 85 WPM. I also used to use mechanical keyboards just like all of you sheep. I eventually switched to the Apple Wireless keyboards so that my typing experience was always the same regardless of whether I was on my laptop or or desktop. It took a bit of getting used to, but now I'm actually much slower on mechanical keyboards. Having physical space between your keys (i.e. "chicklets) it objectively superior to feeling tactile feedback when depressing them.
Again, you're just used to it. This entire mechanical "craze" is just people feeling nostalgic about their old computers. That, or some people are just thick-skulled and unwilling to retrain their muscle memory. So they keep clickity-clacking away on their ridiculously loud keyboards while the rest of us chuckle under our breath.