You mean like instead of "Available to ship: 4 - 6 weeks. Delivers: May 13 - May 27 by Standard Shipping", something like the following:
"You awake now? It'll ship in 4-6 weeks. If you don't want to wait that long, pick another model. It'll deliver by May 13-27 by Standard Shipping. Yes, you read right. May 13-May 27. Now go cry yourself to sleep."
That's EXACTLY what it should have said. You should work for Apple, friend.