Kansas is "damn flat"

I don't believe it. I'm with the National Pancake Association, and I am here to tell you that *nothing* is flatter than a pancake (or more delicious). Those Kansans have gone too far now...

Originally posted by Flowbee
I don't believe it. I'm with the National Pancake Association, and I am here to tell you that *nothing* is flatter than a pancake (or more delicious). Those Kansans have gone too far now...

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How can you possibly blame it on them, a sheet of paper is flat, not a pancake, you can have lumps, ridges, crevices in a pancake unlike a state.

my two-dimensional universe is flatter than all your "flat" three-dimensional items.

Originally posted by zimv20
my two-dimensional universe is flatter than all your "flat" three-dimensional items.

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Maybe so, but my old nitendo pwns your 2 dimensional world.

I saw a girl once whos breast, I bet, was even flatter than Kansas.

Originally posted by mymemory
I saw a girl once whos breast, I bet, was even flatter than Kansas.

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I don't know, if they had a nipple it would probably couldn't be flatter.


I mean this news just proves a fact already stated.

Originally posted by mymemory
I saw a girl once whos breast, I bet, was even flatter than Kansas.

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You shouldn't be looking at girls that young.

Originally posted by MrMacman
How can you possibly blame it on them, a sheet of paper is flat, not a pancake, you can have lumps, ridges, crevices in a pancake unlike a state.

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You're obviously an anti-pancake extremist who'll stop at nothing to spread your pro-Kansas, pro-paper agenda.

you anti-pancakers!! argh!
lol
that's really funny.
i am now officially pro-pancake and anti-anti-pancake!

Originally posted by Flowbee
You shouldn't be looking at girls that young.

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Noooo, she wasn't young

Originally posted by bennetsaysargh

i am now officially pro-pancake and anti-anti-pancake!

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Welcome to the Brotherhood!

I'm from the Crepe Corps. We would like to adamanltly state the we feel marginalized having not been asked to take part in this test.

Originally posted by mymemory
Noooo, she wasn't young

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You shouldn't be looking at girls who have had that many children then.

Originally posted by Flowbee
You're obviously an anti-pancake extremist who'll stop at nothing to spread your pro-Kansas, pro-paper agenda.

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HA! How could you Call me an extremist!

Originally posted by bennetsaysargh
you anti-pancakers!! argh!
lol
that's really funny.
i am now officially pro-pancake and anti-anti-pancake!

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And I am Pro-Pancake also, but also anti-anti-Kansas.

Look I think Paper is the only true flat substance.

Originally posted by mymemory
Noooo, she wasn't young

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Oh, okay. :thinks:
Our Countries have different standars... how old?

paper is the ultimate flat 3D object, yet not nearly as thin as the thickest 2D shape