OSX ThunderCat offers a variety of new features that will leave even the happiest Leopard user begging for more.
- Newly integrated "Spite" application can detonate the heads of Zune users within a 10 mile radius via wifi technology.
- New feature in the Finder enables you to find the your car keys, phone numbers to ex-girlfriends and missing children. Thats right.... car keys too.
- The new 4D dock interacts with users via a newly discovered dimension. Now the dock only appears when a user thinks about using it!
- Latest iChat feature exceeds current video and audio capabilities allowing for users to reach into their screens and touch ThunderCat users on the other end.
- Actual Time Machine. In addition to allowing users to actually travel through time and space, the latest edition of Time Machine allows users to pause time while Vista users try to catch up.
- ThunderFox Web Browser enables automatic access to all websites containing the words "Bang", "Jizz", "Jugs", "XXX", "Vag", "Anal", "Midget", and "1Cup". No passwords needed.
- iTunes Chicken Store.
- Cover Blow is a feature that takes the hassle of scrolling through your files via the old Cover Flow method. Now users simply blow gently on there screens to sift through there documents.
- Calculator 10.6 allows users to divide by zero.
- Google Afterlife. The makers of Google Earth have teamed up with Steve Jobs and co to allow users to navigate (via satellite) both Heaven and Hell. Now you can zoom in and check in on long lost relatives. In case you are wondering... all computers in Heaven run OSX, so you might as well make the switch now.
-sinistersai4d
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Edit.. if you guys can think of some features to add this would be a good time to do it.