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ghall

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Well, I can't say my life's not full of surprises.

Last Friday, my good friend (who is a girl BTW) was getting a little flirtatious with me. I refrained from posting on MacRumors so I could test all the lovely skills you guys taught me. We talked on IM a little bit Friday night, and after some thought, after a few awkward minutes of stalling (I'm not good at this kind of thing) I finally announced my decision: yes.

Well, it's not totally official, there are still a few kinks I need worked out before I'm ready to enter this relationship full force. The most important being that I need it to be okay with her parents, which is an obvious one.

So, only time will tell where this relationship goes. So stay tuned for the next installment. :cool:

Well, that's the latest chapter in my life story.

Note to mods: I think we need a Ghall saga section in the forums. :p
 

Sun Baked

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Well, it's not totally official, there are still a few kinks I need worked out before I'm ready to enter this relationship full force. The most important being that I need it to be okay with her parents, which is an obvious one.

:confused:

Isn't the parents liking you is the kiss of death... he's harmless.

Conversely, isn't when parents who threaten your life, and a dad who announces he plans on castrating you, likely means the parents see the girl going a little too goofy for you.
 

Abstract

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Who cares about her parents? You're dating her. If it gets more serious, then worry about her parents. Until then, they don't matter. In fact, if they dislike you because you're a badass......good!
 

ghall

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Who cares about her parents? You're dating her. If it gets more serious, then worry about her parents. Until then, they don't matter. In fact, if they dislike you because you're a badass......good!

Nothing personal, but I just can't take you seriously with that avatar of yours.
 

119576

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I can't wait for next month's Ghall thread.


"I have a girlfriend, I have urges, I have a penis........how do I have sex!?!?!?!?"

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ghall

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I can't wait for next month's Ghall thread.


"I have a girlfriend, I have urges, I have a penis........how do I have sex!?!?!?!?"

Okay, I take my previous statement back. NOW this entire thread has gone too far. :eek:

Oh well, should I have expected any less.



On a side note, how does one engage in sexual relations? :cool:
 

maestro55

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Chicks come and go, unless you want a long term relationship at your age it really isn't something that I would be rushing into if I were you. If you are having fun, what does it matter whether or not you are considered in a relationship with her or not.
 

leekohler

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Dec 22, 2004
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Okay, I take my previous statement back. NOW this entire thread has gone too far. :eek:

Oh well, should I have expected any less.



On a side note, how does one engage in sexual relations? :cool:

Son- didn't your parents have this discussion with you? :)

You'll figure it out, don't worry. ;)
 

Iscariot

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Okay, I take my previous statement back. NOW this entire thread has gone too far. :eek:

Oh well, should I have expected any less.



On a side note, how does one engage in sexual relations? :cool:

After about twenty seconds you say "that... that usually doesn't happen..."

Then you cry.
 

Sun Baked

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After about twenty seconds you say "that... that usually doesn't happen..."

Then you cry.

Didn't you hear, they're working on a drug to help with that ...

Hear them asking for test subjects all the time on the radio.
 

Abstract

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You know how you masturbate with your hand holding your penis? Ok, imagine that, but instead of a hand, it's a vagina. I think it'll be pretty self explanatory once you start doing it. Just watch National Geographic or something.
 
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