Well I always wanted to play basketball way better, and since I thought black people must be genetically superior with regards to basketball, I guess I used to want to be black. My best friend, who's black, thought that was reasonable. He had a move a basketball move called "The Spiderman". I swear it was pure luck and no skill, but it went in all the time, and he is black, so....
Anyway, I became a physicist, so that's pretty close.