Ha, the London Eye + Stripper(s) + Alcohol idea sounds like a wicked proposition my friend; it's like everything you want in one, intense 30 minute session!
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It is your responsibility, indeed it is of the uttermost importance, that only
you are aware of the plans beforehand.
This means that it is your responsibility to arrange reservation of a Pod in advance.
This means that you, and only you are aware of the true contents of the bottles of water that you'll distribute to everyone on the
Stag, shortly before boarding.
This means that you, and only you have previous knowledge of the
true purpose of that sole, girl next door
tourist type in your all male
Pod of the Stag.
But do we really need to hide our alcohol in mineral water bottles?
Oh yes.
And what would a safe height be before the stripper(s) should start showing their wares?
Remember, the
London Eye revolves counterclockwise, so you'll be safe to enact your dastardly depraved plan by the time your Pod hits
4 O'Clock on the hypothetical
Clock of the Stag.
By the time you reach
12 O'Clock (e.g. the very top and approximately 10 minutes later) on the hypothetical
Clock of the Stag, you'll be hoping that the dome of
St. Pauls and the
Millenium Dome aren't the only ones on display.
You'll then have approximately 10 minutes until the the pod will hit
8 O'Clock on the hypothetical
Clock of the Stag, by which time ideally your female comrade shall be well on her way to being fully attired again, ready to enjoy that glass of wine that you'll have smuggled on board for her, for the final few minutes of the descent before your subsequent departure.
It is of the uttermost importance that the
Pod of the Stag is spotless when you depart, this is your responsibility...
seriously, so that the
London Eye operators do not take it in any other way other than the good natured one in which it was intended.
Do this right, and you'll be a legend. Do it wrong, and you'll end up charged with numerous public order offenses and worse, you'll be a traitor to the
Stag and shall be forever banished.
