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"Mac owners are still snobs."

I'm a completely different breed of human being. But I still find myself crashing occasionally at the end of a long day.
 
I'm a complete snob, but that's nothing to do with owning a Mac. It's more with being a middle class university-educated multi-lingual arsehole than anything else :D
 
dynamicv said:
I'm a complete snob, but that's nothing to do with owning a Mac. It's more with being a middle class university-educated multi-lingual arsehole than anything else :D
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I can beat that!

I'm at the level of snobbery that can only be achieved through being a two-time university dropout. :p
 
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I thought this thread would inspire some outrage and controversy. but this total comical approach is even better, I am truly laughing my pants off right now.
 
I'm a multi-tiered snob. I can only listen to AAC encoded at 320kbps or higher, but only if I have my Shure headphones and are using a patch monster cable connected to my $2000 Denon receiver. But most of my library is AIFF files at 10400kbps.

When I purchase my computers I am forced to decide if I want to wait 9 months for the newest rumored processor specs to come out and if I don't, the machine I purchase better be perfectly assembled with symmetry and battery flushness that rivals an expert cut diamond. I often return upwards of 6 Macs before I am satisfied.

I consider Windows to be the product of a Neanderthal pooping.
 
floyde said:
Quizá lo creas, pero nosotros sabemos que no es correcto. ;)

Sorry about that, I'm a snobbish mac user, what can I say? :D

P.S. that could be wrong, depending on what you were trying to say
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No, the nuestro is my bad (Spanish Spanish doesn't use the nosotros you see, just Colonial Spanish ;)). I can't actually write Spanish or Italian, but speaking them is far more forgiving :D :D
 
skunk said:
Don't diss the Neanderthals. They had bigger brains than you.
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Big brains are so overrated, I mean, I use a Mac so of course I'm smarter. I am smarter than Neanderthals and all of the Australopithecus species of man. COMBINED!
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I bet they all used computers that were ugly and didn't match the colors of their cars. In my case its a silver Porsche, cause I use a Mac that is silver and it matches my Porsche. And I'm awesome.
 
dynamicv said:
No, the nuestro is my bad (Spanish Spanish doesn't use the nosotros you see, just Colonial Spanish ;)). I can't actually write Spanish or Italian, but speaking them is far more forgiving :D :D
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Not to be pedantic (I can't help it, Mac-wielding snob here, remember? :D), but 'nosotros' is used in Iberian Spanish. You probably meant 'ustedes' which is usually 'vosotros' (y'all) in Spain.

Anyway, if you try using 'vosotros' in Mexico you'll get a funny look, or a beating, depending on the region :D
 
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