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Old Jan 19, 2013, 10:51 AM   #1
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Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts

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Noted in the article, it's not the first time a woman has used her breasts as weapons, and I bet they did not look like these :


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A Washington woman is accused of using her breasts to smother and kill her boyfriend after an altercation at their mobile home.

Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report, found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.
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Old Jan 19, 2013, 01:49 PM   #2
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Noted in the article, it's not the first time a woman has used her breasts as weapons, and I bet they did not look like these :
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There are worse ways to go I suppose
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 07:36 AM   #3
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She had the breast of intentions.
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 09:12 AM   #4
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What a boob he was for falling for it. Thank you for the mammarys. There will be quite the inbreastigation into this case.

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Old Jan 22, 2013, 09:19 AM   #5
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That's a death I'd like to have get smothered bytes wife's titties
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 09:32 AM   #6
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The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 04:08 PM   #7
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The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
I disagree, I'm opposed to any legislation that will limit people's access to breasts.

If anything, we need more breasts.
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 05:06 PM   #8
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I disagree, I'm opposed to any legislation that will limit people's access to breasts.

If anything, we need more breasts.
I was being facetious.
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 06:32 PM   #9
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I was being facetious.
Don't motorboat me to death, but so was he.
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Old Jan 26, 2013, 12:53 PM   #10
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Don't motorboat me to death, but so was he.
Lol. First time I heard that term might have been in Wedding Crashers.

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Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

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Incredible smothering potential in those weapons... BTW, that can't be good for one's health, especially her poor back.
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 07:38 PM   #11
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The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!
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Old Jan 23, 2013, 09:20 AM   #12
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Yes. Now is the time! Congress needs to pass new legislation on breast violence. There is no need for people to have breasts over a certain size. All breasts must be registered and we must close the loophole that allows people free access to breasts without a background check.

If we can save even one life from smothering, we must act!
Seen preemptively turning herself in to authorities:

click here for pictures and article/NSFW, but not a porn site

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Old Jan 25, 2013, 11:34 PM   #14
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We have a constitutional amendment that gives us the right to bear arms. We need one that gives usnthe right to bare breasts.
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Old Jan 26, 2013, 04:35 PM   #15
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click here for pictures and article/NSFW, but not a porn site

I can see some problem to carry the "weapon" concealed
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 11:18 PM   #17
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The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.
A breast's sole purpose is to be...ahhh, nevermind.
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Old Feb 13, 2013, 10:02 AM   #18
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Assault Brest Ban?

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Yeah. Starring these guys...

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...get it? Get it?

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...uhm... I'm here all week?
U'r such a boobie.

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Ja, literally!
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Old Feb 13, 2013, 10:16 AM   #19
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Assault Brest Ban?

Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.?

Why would anyone need anything more than a B?
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Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.?

Why would anyone need anything more than a B?
Responsible Fondlers have rights too! We demand 44" chest with expanded cups!!

No one was ever harmed by someone with an Exposed Brest Permit.
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Responsible Fondlers have rights too! We demand 44" chest with expanded cups!!

No one was ever harmed by someone with an Exposed Brest Permit.
I am a responsible fondler myself, but I have to think about the greater good here.
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Old Jan 22, 2013, 09:43 AM   #22
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