3-day Juice Cleanse

phas3 · 02:41 PM

Well, today is the start of our(me and the SO) 3 day juice cleanse. First time ever doing something like this.Our main goal for this cleanse is to rid our body of harmful toxins, get it ready for eating healthy food and shed some pounds.

Breakfast:

- 3 carrots
- 2 apples
- 1 tbsp of ginger

I'm so hungry lol! Can't wait for mid morning juice....but I'd rather have bacon...

I thought I would take you guys with me on this three day journey.

Note: just to be clear, this is not a diet. We are not going to go longer than 3 days juicing. This is just a cleanse once the cleanse is over we will be on a strict healthy diet. With maybe one cheat day per week that still abides by the diet.

eric/ · Feb 17, 2013, 12:13 PM

Have you consulted with a physician first before starting this? Fad diets can mess you up pretty bad if you have an underlying health problem that you're unaware of.

Koodauw · Feb 17, 2013, 01:16 PM

yeah not a fan, but ill gladly read your posts documenting this. Should be interesting. You can do it, only 3 days.

Mac'nCheese · Feb 17, 2013, 01:20 PM

DId you really need the ginger, fatty?

Apple fanboy · Feb 17, 2013, 01:32 PM

Don't be surprised if this diet has unexpected side effects in the bathroom! Good luck. 4 weeks into my weight loss. Lost 10 lbs so far. Just eating less, eating more healthy and exercising every day.

Kissaragi · Feb 17, 2013, 01:45 PM

haven't these things been proved to be nonsense?

phas3 · Feb 17, 2013, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apple fanboy

Don't be surprised if this diet has unexpected side effects in the bathroom! Good luck. 4 weeks into my weight loss. Lost 10 lbs so far. Just eating less, eating more healthy and exercising every day.

Nice job!

We are doing a whole lifestyle change, this cleanse will get us in the right direction. We are also already on a 3 day per week workout plan. We're not going to become vegetarians or vegans but we are going to be more thoughtful of the foods we put in our body.

decafjava · Feb 22, 2013, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apple fanboy

Don't be surprised if this diet has unexpected side effects in the bathroom! Good luck. 4 weeks into my weight loss. Lost 10 lbs so far. Just eating less, eating more healthy and exercising every day.

Sounds like me! Exactly my plan too, well except for exercising every day-though I do commute by bicycle. You have to change the whole paradigm if you want it to stick.

Good luck OP, not sure about the cleanse but making your own juice is a great idea.

fxvisionary · Feb 17, 2013, 06:11 PM

Consider adding a bit of Cayanne, and/or a habenero pepper.

Quote:

Originally Posted by phas3

Well, today is the start of our(me and the SO) 3 day juice cleanse. First time ever doing something like this.Our main goal for this cleanse is to rid our body of harmful toxins, get it ready for eating healthy food and shed some pounds.

Breakfast:

- 3 carrots
- 2 apples
- 1 tbsp of ginger

I'm so hungry lol! Can't wait for mid morning juice....but I'd rather have bacon...

I thought I would take you guys with me on this three day journey.

Note: just to be clear, this is not a diet. We are not going to go longer than 3 days juicing. This is just a cleanse once the cleanse is over we will be on a strict healthy diet. With maybe one cheat day per week that still abides by the diet.

Renzatic · Feb 17, 2013, 06:21 PM

By complete accident, I found THE one best way to flush out your digestive tract. It's pretty simple. You don't have to buy any fruits, vegetables, or protein shakes. All it takes is one simple trick, and you'll be clean as a whistle in no time flat.

It's called...

The Intestinal Flu.

It kinda sucks for the first three or four days, what with being delirious from the high fever, various liquids coming out of both ends of you all of a sudden, and constantly having to flush yourself with water to keep from...you know...dying. But once it's done? Damn, son. You'll have lost about 10 pounds, and your insides are about clean enough to eat a sandwich off of.

The Intenstinal Flu is easily the single best diet I've ever been on. I recommend it to all my fat ass friends.

malman89 · Feb 17, 2013, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renzatic

The Intenstinal Flu is easily the single best diet I've ever been on. I recommend it to all my fat ass friends.

I'd be interested in trying your diet plan, but my darn fatty self has too strong of an immune system. I was really hoping to trim a few pounds for the summer.

Renzatic · Feb 17, 2013, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malman89

I'd be interested in trying your diet plan, but my darn fatty self has too strong of an immune system. I was really hoping to trim a few pounds for the summer.

In your situation, what I suggest you do is hit up the local doctors office during the height of flu season, and find an old lady to make out with. In a couple days, you'll be well on your way to starting your new diet.

Though you need to make sure to check and see what the old lady has before you make out with her. Just FYI. You don't want to end up with rickets or something.

Koodauw · Feb 19, 2013, 07:28 AM

OP we need an update!

Feb 17, 2013, 11:51 AM	#1
phas3 macrumors 6502a Join Date: Oct 2008	3-day Juice Cleanse Well, today is the start of our(me and the SO) 3 day juice cleanse. First time ever doing something like this.Our main goal for this cleanse is to rid our body of harmful toxins, get it ready for eating healthy food and shed some pounds. Breakfast: - 3 carrots - 2 apples - 1 tbsp of ginger I'm so hungry lol! Can't wait for mid morning juice....but I'd rather have bacon... I thought I would take you guys with me on this three day journey. Note: just to be clear, this is not a diet. We are not going to go longer than 3 days juicing. This is just a cleanse once the cleanse is over we will be on a strict healthy diet. With maybe one cheat day per week that still abides by the diet. Last edited by phas3; Feb 17, 2013 at 02:41 PM.
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Feb 17, 2013, 01:32 PM	#5
Apple fanboy macrumors 65816 Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: United Kingdom	Don't be surprised if this diet has unexpected side effects in the bathroom! Good luck. 4 weeks into my weight loss. Lost 10 lbs so far. Just eating less, eating more healthy and exercising every day. __________________ Late 2012 21" iMac 2.9GHz i5, ITB Fusion drive, 16GB RAM, 2 TB TimeCapsule, iPhone 5 32GB, iPad 4 32GB, iPad 2 16GB, apple TV 2, iPod touch 4th gen 8GB, Xbox 360 120GB. Macrumors Scavenger Hunt IV 2
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Feb 17, 2013, 12:13 PM	#2
eric/ Guest Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Ohio, United States	Have you consulted with a physician first before starting this? Fad diets can mess you up pretty bad if you have an underlying health problem that you're unaware of.
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Feb 17, 2013, 01:16 PM	#3
Koodauw macrumors 68040 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Madison	yeah not a fan, but ill gladly read your posts documenting this. Should be interesting. You can do it, only 3 days.
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Feb 17, 2013, 01:20 PM	#4
Mac'nCheese macrumors 68000 Join Date: Feb 2010	DId you really need the ginger, fatty?
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Feb 17, 2013, 01:45 PM	#6
Kissaragi macrumors 65816 Join Date: Nov 2006	haven't these things been proved to be nonsense?
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Feb 17, 2013, 06:21 PM	#10
Renzatic macrumors 601 Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Android Fone Spy	By complete accident, I found THE one best way to flush out your digestive tract. It's pretty simple. You don't have to buy any fruits, vegetables, or protein shakes. All it takes is one simple trick, and you'll be clean as a whistle in no time flat. It's called... The Intestinal Flu. It kinda sucks for the first three or four days, what with being delirious from the high fever, various liquids coming out of both ends of you all of a sudden, and constantly having to flush yourself with water to keep from...you know...dying. But once it's done? Damn, son. You'll have lost about 10 pounds, and your insides are about clean enough to eat a sandwich off of. The Intenstinal Flu is easily the single best diet I've ever been on. I recommend it to all my fat ass friends.
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Feb 19, 2013, 07:28 AM	#13
Koodauw macrumors 68040 Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Madison	OP we need an update!
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