Spirit of the ruling sure, but letter? Show where it says that Apple has to agree that Samsung was innocent, can't include other details from the court records or otherwise etc. it likely doesn't which puts the fault on the court for not including such things
What makes you actually think Apple was violating the spirit of this ruling? Surely the judge knew what he was doing when he said that the Samsung table was not "cool enough" to be infringing on Apple's design patents. He has explicitly stated that to the law it makes no difference whether Samsung copied or not; what matters to the law is whether the end result infringes on Apple's design patent or not. The man has eyes to see, it is as obvious to him as to anyone that Samsung copied, but the result wasn't close enough to infringe. That's why he made this dig at Samsung.
With that said, what do you think the judge expected Apple to do? It is obvious that Apple would publish something that makes Apple look as good as possible and Samsung as bad as possible. That is just common sense. And the judge knows how to write a ruling that will achieve what he wants to achieve. So what Apple did was exactly what that judge expected.
Again, that's not true. If they did not infringe, they did not copy. It's a bit naive saying that the court thinks Samsung copied the design.
What you say is rather clueless. When the question is whether a design patent is infringed or not, it doesn't matter one bit whether someone copied or not. If Samsung locked up their best designers in an isolated room and let them design a phone, and it looked like the iPhone 5 by pure coincidence with no copying happening, then it would be infringing, with no copying having happened. On the other hand, if they wilfully copied everything but then read what Apple's design patents say and change the design just enough to not infringe, then it doesn't infringe, even though there was massive copying.
Didn't do court establish that Samsung did NOT copy the iPad?
No. The judge has said explicitely in his ruling that it doesn't matter in his ruling whether Samsung copied or not. What the judge had to decide was whether the result of the copying was close enough to be infringing or not. Since Samsung didn't manage to make a product as cool as the iPad, they didn't infringe.
The UK courts are not known for their sense of humour. This was not an apology at all and Apple are going to be in very serious trouble about this. Contempt of Court is a serious offence in the UK and can carry a lengthy prison sentence. Apple could find it's UK officials facing a court hearing over this statement. This is no laughing matter and Apple should take this seriously.
Come off it. It is obvious that this judge has an excellent sense of humor. What do you think why he would have called Samsung "not as cool as Apple" if he didn't have a sense of humor? Unfortunately, not all Brits have the humor that they claim to have, as you have demonstrated. I myself find Apple's response very funny, and I bet the judge does as well.