Why duct tape the ODD to the back? Get a shelf that mounts on the stand, and have the optical drive slot face the user. Now that the ODD is an option for those who still need one, you don't have to replicate Apple's old design.
I was kidding about the duct tape! Although, I am tempted to take a quick picture of it taped to the side, and send it to both Cook and Ives, just to thank them for the stellar design decisions!
Why not? I am amazed at how some Apple product users complain, complain, complain. The things that make Apple a great company: advancement in technology and leading designs, some see as a detriment. I have a Macbook Pro Retina. I purchased the Super Drive thinking I would need it. I wasted $79 + tax. I've yet to use it and don't envision when I will have a need for it.
Why do people complain? Well, the short answer is that we're just human, and it is in our nature. Slightly longer answer is that we spend more money on what is expected to be a premium product, so we expect it to be a premium product. It should meet or exceed our own personal expectations. I'll grant you that this is the cause of much of the misery that is the 'human condition.'
If you don't need your Super Drive, I'll take it! I'll gladly pay the shipping! Those of us that use the ODD on a regular basis just think it is dumb to make a desktop computer marginally thinner (and don't tell my it's only 5mm thick, it has a large butt to go with it's large chin). You might convince me if the whole thing was a single inch thick, but it isn't.
Regardless, as I've replaced my laptop twice since getting my first iMac, it is now time to upgrade the desktop. I'll be getting a 27" with some bells and maybe a whistle. We'll see if this one can last the same 10 years I've gotten out of the last one.