What's going to be the crazy rumor and most notable moment for the iPhone 5S?

[irDigital0l]

Basically happens every year...

iPhone 4
Best crazy rumor: N/A (infamously lost at a bar and leaked by Gizmodo)
Notable keynote moment: Job plays Jenga can't get Wi-Fi to work

iPhone 4S
Best crazy rumor: Sprint exclusive iPhone 4S and a teardrop design iPhone 5
Notable keynote moment: Tied at "most innovative" Siri and Cards app

iPhone 5
Best crazy rumor: It’s the iPhone 6 and diversion that looks nothing like the leaks
Notable keynote moment: It’s the 5…nothing new. iPod touch loop.