Where to even start with this post I don't even know...
1. The majority of users do NOT pirate apps and instead use it for enhancing their device. On these forums and beyond. People like you make up generalities saying "most users pirate" to make themselves seem less guilty of pirating.
2. The app store has better quality apps than any other digital distribution platform out there (Maybe excluding Steam, since those are PC games). The best thing about the app store is that there are very few garbage apps.
3. I am fine with you buying apps when they go on sale. That's fine because its legitimate.
4. How is 99 cents not worth the price? That's rather cheap and affordable, especially if you can afford the phone in the first place.
5. I agree that they do need demos, but in their defense, they do have a lite version for a lot of apps, just not the hardcore games/apps that cost $5+.
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