"I want the new iPad,"
"Oh, you mean the latest and greatest iPad 2, my friend?"
"I think so, I'm really not sure, that is the new iPad, right?"
"Yes, yes, my friend, the iPad 2, the latest and greatest! You want only the wifis? NO, you don't want just the wifis, you get the 3g it is best for holiday!"
"I dunno, my son said I'd only need the Wifi, 16gb model, New iPad"
"Yes, yes, my friend, the new iPad 2 with 3g, perfect for your holiday, only 449!"
"Ok, if thats what my son sent me here to get?"
"Yes it is perfect for you and holiday! Don't get the wifis, get 3G!"
Sorry to make light, I can just see how that went and I feel bad about the situation.