Ok, I think it is safe to say Apple has "misplaced" my order from 22nd of Dec because it is still processing. As of today I care not. I am waiting until Wednesday for this thing to change if it doesn't I just don't care for Apple and their BS anymore lol. Ubuntu does look good.
They have not misplaced your order... I waited 44 days in the "processing" limbo. Hope it changes soon!