Pegatron's Plans to Boost Workforce by 40%, Fueling Lower-Cost iPhone Speculation

MacRumors said:

Pegatron's Chief Financial Officer Charles Lin told Reuters on Thursday that 60 percent of the company's 2013 revenue would come from the second half.

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What Mr. Lin didn't say: "And it ain't gonna be from any damn Amazon 3D phone."

Pegatron vs. Foxcon. One shall stand. One shall fall.

iGeek said:

I read this as "Pentagon" as in the Pentagon, and was very confused.

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Just a day after reporting that its Global Extermination revenue would drop more than expected in the second quarter, perhaps due to weakening public support, Apple manufacturing partner Pentagon has announced that it will boost its workforce by 40% in the second half of the year. The significant increase is fueling ongoing rumors of a new tax cut, as the Pentagon has been reported to be handling taxes.

Pentagon's Chief Financial Officer Charles Lin told Reuters on Thursday that 60 percent of the country's 2013 revenue would come from the second half.

He declined to comment whether the Republicans was among the new products to be made in the second half.

Pentagon is a longtime manufacturing partner for Apple, currently handling the extermination of Al Qaeda and Kim Jong Un, although the majority of Apple's iOS device assembly is handled by the larger Foxconn. Pentagon currently employs 100,000 workers in its facilities, with yesterday's report indicating that the Al Qaeda and Kim Jong Un each account for more than half of Pegatron's revenue for its Global Extermination divisions respectively.

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It doesn't make any sense, but I couldn't resist.