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iPod I just don't know anymore

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Hey guys. 21 year old student living in the big apple here :)

I recently came upon something.... weird. I was sitting on a park bench enjoying some Neutral Milk Hotel on my iPhone 4s, when I look down and see some foil. Upon closer inspection, I realize that this is not foil, this is an iPod touch. I picked it up and from muscle memory instantly realized it was an iPod touch 4th generation. This is where it gets weird. The back of the iPod Touch is completely gold. Yes, real gold. It had the initials E.B. inscribed onto the back of it. My curiosity couldn't be held back, and I turned it on. The typical apple loading screen came up, and there was no lock password. This is where it gets weird. The iPod had absolutely nothing installed but safari. No base apps. No calculator, no notepad, just safari. I opened safari and it seemed normal, but in the favorites there were a bunch of "onion" sites. I was on public WI-fi from Starbucks and clicked on one. It was a website where I could buy human breast milk WTF.
I just want to know what the hell this iPod is. Thanks guys.
 
chumawumba

chumawumba

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Aug 9, 2012
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Jebbuit said:
Hey guys. 21 year old student living in the big apple here :)

I recently came upon something.... weird. I was sitting on a park bench enjoying some Neutral Milk Hotel on my iPhone 4s, when I look down and see some foil. Upon closer inspection, I realize that this is not foil, this is an iPod touch. I picked it up and from muscle memory instantly realized it was an iPod touch 4th generation. This is where it gets weird. The back of the iPod Touch is completely gold. Yes, real gold. It had the initials E.B. inscribed onto the back of it. My curiosity couldn't be held back, and I turned it on. The typical apple loading screen came up, and there was no lock password. This is where it gets weird. The iPod had absolutely nothing installed but safari. No base apps. No calculator, no notepad, just safari. I opened safari and it seemed normal, but in the favorites there were a bunch of "onion" sites. I was on public WI-fi from Starbucks and clicked on one. It was a website where I could buy human breast milk WTF.
I just want to know what the hell this iPod is. Thanks guys.
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You say this is an iPod Touch 4th generation, yet the images you provided are 640 x 1136, which is the resolution of the 5th generation iPod Touch. Some muscle memory.
 
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Ffosse

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Jebbuit said:
Hey guys. 21 year old student living in the big apple here :)

I recently came upon something.... weird. I was sitting on a park bench enjoying some Neutral Milk Hotel on my iPhone 4s, when I look down and see some foil. Upon closer inspection, I realize that this is not foil, this is an iPod touch. I picked it up and from muscle memory instantly realized it was an iPod touch 4th generation. This is where it gets weird. The back of the iPod Touch is completely gold. Yes, real gold. It had the initials E.B. inscribed onto the back of it. My curiosity couldn't be held back, and I turned it on. The typical apple loading screen came up, and there was no lock password. This is where it gets weird. The iPod had absolutely nothing installed but safari. No base apps. No calculator, no notepad, just safari. I opened safari and it seemed normal, but in the favorites there were a bunch of "onion" sites. I was on public WI-fi from Starbucks and clicked on one. It was a website where I could buy human breast milk WTF.
I just want to know what the hell this iPod is. Thanks guys.
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You, Sir, get ten out of ten for listening to Neural Milk Hotel...top banana!

The rest of the post is just weird.
 
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