Lol. I got the maxed out 2.6 GHz 13" i5 ram. Had a scare myself and almost thought I had the opposite of winning a refurb lotto going at first.
When I received mine it didn't seem like it was going to turn on. That was after the computer came a bit dirty as there was brown dust under the plastic wrap which of course was really a non issue but I was a bit taken back coming from apple. Required a bit of cleaning
I will admit though I would have not been happy if any of it had scratched the surfaces.