This is enough to make you want to beat your head against something until you forget it's actually a thing.
They've got a trademark for arranging tables, people!
"Yeah, well...a lot of thought went into it. They had high priced architects in there to figure out the best way to arrange the tables for the store to flow, and Feng Shui experts to maximize energy towards the products. It's not just..."
YES! IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! IT'S ARRANGING TABLES!
The only thing unique about it is that Apple had the audacity to apply for a trademark...AND WON!
THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR OUR SOCIETY! IT IS DUST AND ASH ON THE WIND! DESPAIR, PEOPLE! DESPAIR! FOR ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE SUED FOR YOUR CLEVER DINING ROOM SUITE!
They've got a trademark for arranging tables, people!
"Yeah, well...a lot of thought went into it. They had high priced architects in there to figure out the best way to arrange the tables for the store to flow, and Feng Shui experts to maximize energy towards the products. It's not just..."
YES! IT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE! IT'S ARRANGING TABLES!
The only thing unique about it is that Apple had the audacity to apply for a trademark...AND WON!
THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR OUR SOCIETY! IT IS DUST AND ASH ON THE WIND! DESPAIR, PEOPLE! DESPAIR! FOR ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE SUED FOR YOUR CLEVER DINING ROOM SUITE!