Have you just beamed in from 2004? The 5S is a tiny phone. It's really, really small by today's standards. Small, thin and super-light.
You can probably pick one of these 8210 models up on Ebay. Retro too for the hipsters.
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After playing with android phones and seeing the ugly mockups of the iphone 6, I realize the really, really small tiny phone is a perfect size for us.
I say us, because this size thing seems to painted in broad strokes as in this is too tiny for all of "us".