Apple Facility in Mesa, Arizona Catches Fire

Let it burn. Close up shop. Throw in the towel. Give back the money to the shareholders. Jony, Tim et al apply for available jobs at DeLL mail room.

Ironically, now Apple has more pollution to offset this year - or does this somehow magically "not count" because it's unmetered?

Maybe they're having a fire sale.

is this the part where samsung lights their own buildings on fire?

TMRJIJ said:

Possible causes:

• Jony tried to make the Fire thinner
• Samsung just to get dirty.
• New Apple Music Streaming Service Test was so good, they almost brought the building down.
• Apple actually tried the AMD chips for MacBooks. . . on the roof.

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The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!!!

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knemonic said:

Maybe they're having a fire sale.

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Maybe they were testing a similar product to compete with the Amazon Fire, ie Apple Fire?

xgm541 said:

apple was testing the new amd chips.

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lol

Peace said:

Looks like those solar panels got a little too hot.

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Or shorted across them and the substrate burned.

Plutonius said:

What does that have to do with a fire ???

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jokes aren't your thing. forget it.

Quu said:

That plant is cursed.

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I couldn't help but notice the name of the "Superstition Fire" department...

loomp said:

Someone must've loaded some pretty decent mix tapes into iTunes Match

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Lmaoooooo

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Xgm541 said:

No, the color indicates that plastic or plastic-like materials have burned. It doesn't tell you what started the fire.

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The knowledge of the people on this forum always amazes me . I would have no idea what the hell is burning Lol .

I'm guessing somebody finally let Johnny out of that white room...and he had been holding it...you know, so as not to gas himself out....Tim musta held the iLighter for him and the blast hit Angela's hair

Quu said:

That plant is cursed.

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Gives me pause to consider the story the place is build on a old Indian burial ground.

The panels only had one USB C port

Black Mesa! Haha...get it! Black...... I'll let myself out.

knemonic said:

Maybe they're having a fire sale.

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Oh my God, they're having a FIRE sale

Solar panels can catch fire?

You'd think Apple would have the best Chinese-made panels money can buy.

I smell Big Oil arson.

Hopefully someone will get to the bottom of this.

Someone left a retina iMac unattended whilst it was running Handbake #

Arson....

Also Jony Ive was hoping the building would collapse therefore making it thinner.

Homekit test

I guess Apple isn't superstitious. I wouldn't touch that building with a 10 foot pole after all the drama that's gone down over there!

tkermit said:

Oh my God, they're having a FIRE sale

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I just blue myself.

just glad to see any article above the buyers guide haha... thanks for listening guys

Helpfixit said:

Someone left a retina iMac unattended whilst it was running Handbake #

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LOL! Handbrake makes my 5k sounds like it's blasting off.